"Harmonicas are easy to pick up and play, and it sure beats sending tubas." Damn you, NPR, for making me laugh so hard I had a coughing fit.
(And yes, we're seeing the doctor today. Gotta rule out strep and have the kiddo's cough evaluated since it's been a week without improvement. We had last week off school, but I didn't want to send her back with a cough that didn't become more productive or quieter after application of respective cold medicine formulae.)