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[oda_hates_me]

[Sanji feels a little ashamed. Seeing as he lacks his own make-up kit, the only quick alternative is to slip into Nami's room and borrow hers. Hopefully she won't hold it against him, as this is a matter of more importance than her privacy.

Finding a dress proves to be difficult. Not that he doesn't appreciate Nami's taste, but they're not him,

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[sniperkingftw]

[ Oh...oh god. There goes Usopp's last semblance of sanity. There goes the last rapport of common sense that remained among their nakama. And it's going in a dress.

Doesn't look nearly as bad as Bon Clay did, actually. But still OH GOD SANJI, NOT YOU TOO. Looking at the ground with some contemplation because would a fall from this height be enough to render him unconscious...? ]

[oda_hates_me]

[or you could, y'know, snipe him from this distance. Sanji won't hold it against you. In fact, he might be in your debt for the rest of forever.

Giggle giggle tee hee.]

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[sniperkingftw]

[ Poor demented Sanji. Usopp cannot sit idly by and let you do...whatever the hell you're going to try to do. Or, well, he could, but then he would feel very guilty. He's not a sniper anymore, but for this- well, he can come out of retirement for this.

The best method, of course, is that which has proven effective in times past. Firing a smoke screen in Sanji's general vicinity- ]

[sniperkingftw]

[ -and hopefully scrambling after you in time to SNATCH UP YOUR ASS AND TAKE OFF RUNNING. ]

Y-you're all trying to give me a heart attack-

[oda_hates_me]

[one moment Sanji is on his merry way to the bar, where he'll find more targets unenlightened souls who need his guidance, and the next he's being jerked to the side]

O-OI, WHAT THE HELL!

[sniperkingftw]

[ Flinching. Not a happy tone. Remembering the dress. Continuing mission. ]

IT'S- IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!

[oda_hates_me]

[it's not that easy. But Sanji doesn't kick you, seeing as you're just confused and surprised by his revelation. He digs his heels into the ground]

Usopp. It's alright! This is what I want!

[sniperkingftw]

[ ;; why, why can't it be easy? WHY CAN'T HE HAVE INSANE PHYSICAL STRENGTH? Keep...trying...(sob) ]

Y-you don't know that! You're not in your right mind so you should just- just come back to the house and have some coffee or tea or something and wait until you're back to normal Sanji please don't do this to yourself-

[oda_hates_me]

Oi, who said anything about me not being in my right mind? [REFUSES TO MOVE]

You act like I've gone insane.

[sniperkingftw]

[ DX. Just DX. ]

Y-you're in a dress! Not that you couldn't wear one if you really wanted to, I guess, but everyone's acting crazy and you really tried to kick Vash's ass when he was going to make you do that!

YOU'RE NOT THINKING LOGICALLY.

[ He must look like such a wimp by now. Can't even push a guy in a dress. Keywords ]

[oda_hates_me]

[Actually, Sanji stops struggling in light of Usopp's logic. He's... got a point. Why was he so pissed at Vash before? It doesn't make sense]

I just came to my senses. [he drops the falsetto, sounding his usual gruff self as he tries to defend his point] Before... I wasn't thinking straight!

[sniperkingftw]

[ Isn't that EXACTLY the problem now? ]

Can't you- can't you just wait until everything settles back down?