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[oda_hates_me]

[Sanji feels a little ashamed. Seeing as he lacks his own make-up kit, the only quick alternative is to slip into Nami's room and borrow hers. Hopefully she won't hold it against him, as this is a matter of more importance than her privacy.

Finding a dress proves to be difficult. Not that he doesn't appreciate Nami's taste, but they're not him,

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[7bladesword]

[No-ah will stare at him for a while before finally breaking out in a smile. He still has his face painted, but Sanji definitely wins in the girly department today.

You will never live this down Sanji~]

[oda_hates_me]

[oh, Sanji spots you, No-ah, and skips his merry way over. Giggling.

Why yes, you will do nicely]

Oi, brat. [he says this in falsetto, fyi] Do you like dresses~?

[7bladesword]

[It takes almost all his restraint to not burst out laughing at that sight.

But he totally frowns at that question.] No, can't say I do...

[oda_hates_me]

Well that won't do. [takes a moment to puff his cigarette]

Someone like you needs to express your shitty self more~!

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[oda_hates_me]

[Well, not exactly girly-looking, but hey, neither is Sanji. He don't discriminate. :|b]

Oi, Naoki-chan~! [is -chan fair game now? Oh why not, his inner okama demands it]

[arcticdungeon]

[ But Bon Clay never shaved his legs.

Instead of going around the town doing something, Jin's going to be at the bar when he sees Sanji. Mostly because Ragna is an asshole, but nevermind that.

Jin sees Sanji. Stares. Then looks the other way. People were so disgusting. ]

[oda_hates_me]

[clearly, Bon Clay wasn't as fab as Sanji.

And hey, sup there, Jin? Don't act like you're not impressed. Sanji skips over to his table, taking a moment to blow out a stream of smoke before giggling]

Yeah, you'll do nicely.

[arcticdungeon]

[ But he doesn't have his legs shaved in that picture either!

Trust me, you don't WANT to impress Jin. ... He's not sure how he feels about this. ]

For?

[oda_hates_me]

[HE'S EXPERIMENTING, SHUSH.]

I know how it feels~! Unable to express your inner self day in and day out. That's why I'm here to help your shitty ass. [reaching into his purse that appeared from hammer space]

I think blue will look the best on you.

[sniperkingftw]

[ Oh...oh god. There goes Usopp's last semblance of sanity. There goes the last rapport of common sense that remained among their nakama. And it's going in a dress.

Doesn't look nearly as bad as Bon Clay did, actually. But still OH GOD SANJI, NOT YOU TOO. Looking at the ground with some contemplation because would a fall from this height be enough to render him unconscious...? ]

[oda_hates_me]

[or you could, y'know, snipe him from this distance. Sanji won't hold it against you. In fact, he might be in your debt for the rest of forever.

Giggle giggle tee hee.]

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[sniperkingftw]

[ Poor demented Sanji. Usopp cannot sit idly by and let you do...whatever the hell you're going to try to do. Or, well, he could, but then he would feel very guilty. He's not a sniper anymore, but for this- well, he can come out of retirement for this.

The best method, of course, is that which has proven effective in times past. Firing a smoke screen in Sanji's general vicinity- ]

[sniperkingftw]

[ -and hopefully scrambling after you in time to SNATCH UP YOUR ASS AND TAKE OFF RUNNING. ]

Y-you're all trying to give me a heart attack-

[nadarejin]

[That woman looks familiar -- wait, is that a man? A second glance at the person passing by, and it's clear that this must be Sanji. Or a twin or someone who happens to look like him with frightening make-up.

This is arguably the most he's been speechless since the event started.]

[oda_hates_me]

[Hm, isn't that the new feather he met a few days ago? Sanji pauses a skip to turn and look at him.

You've been spotted, sir. There are only a few precious seconds for you to turn tail and run if you so choose]

[nadarejin]

[Why is he looking at him like that?

He takes a step back, but only goes as far. He's not quite sure what's going to happen but figures it'd be rude to suddenly turn and run. He will regret this.]

[oda_hates_me]

[And Sanji approaches, looking him up and down]

Not a bad figure~! I'd say green is more your color.