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[oda_hates_me]

[There's a menace prowling around your forests and your town, Luceti.

Well, not a menace, per se, but the feline stalking through the streets and the trees is in a lousy mood. It's no house cat, either, ranging longer than four feet if you don't count the long tail swishing angry patterns through the air

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[tanukipoint]

[Time to check up on the clinic. Chopper leaves the house and takes the regular path - holy shit that's a cat. A huge, terrifying cat.]

[Chopper really, really hopes that it isn't hungry.]

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[all_blue_feline]

[Actually, he's starving.

He has also spotted you, human!Chopper, and abruptly stops moving in mid-step.

Must resist... urge... to glomp.... buuuut that doesn't mean he can't at least greet his nakama, right? >__> Chopper can tell it's him!]

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[tanukipoint]

[ffffffffffffuuuuuu IT NOTICED HIM]

[...actually, you do seem a bit familiar, cat :|a Enough so that Chopper isn't going to run the other way screaming. At least not right away.]

[But you do look awfully hungry.]

...O-oi! I'm not for eating, okay?

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[oda_hates_me]

[You are Chopper, and thus are spared the trolling end of Sanji's bad mood.

An understanding meow. See? He's being good. And if Chopper lets him approach, the only thing the feline does his nuzzle the side of his thigh.]

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[tanukipoint]

[Chopper makes a DB face as Sanji approaches, but...dawh, he's adorable. The boy gives a tentative smile and moves his hand to scratch behind the kitty's ears. 'Meow', huh? Wonder if he can still understand animals as a human...]

You can't talk? You're not from Luceti, then?

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[all_blue_feline]

[If Chopper can, the next meow will sound something akin to -- Like I'd willingly come from this shithole.

If it turns out he can't, that meow sounds ten times of irritated, and he sits down on his rump, huge blue eye staring up. Beseechingly.

8<

Doesn't he look familiaaaaaaaaar?]

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[tanukipoint]

[Oh god, stop being so cute.]

[Wait a minute. If he heard that right...] "Shithole"? [...suddenly that closed left eye and shade of golden fur seems a lot more -]

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[tanukipoint]

...Sanji?

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[all_blue_feline]

Surprise. [Said in the most deadpan growl he can muster.]

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[tanukipoint]

[AFSD;JKFSAEJIO;FWEAIOFEOAFWE]

[...wait. This really isn't that surprising.] But I thought you weren't affected by this experiment!

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[all_blue_feline]

Oi, neither did I! [He's still a little sore about that and starts to pace back and forth, tail moving like a irritated whip.]

One minute I'm taking a nap somewhere, and the next-- [bats at the air and hisses for no reason besides he can] I can't cook like this!

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[tanukipoint]

[Great. So half the crew got a sex change and the other half got turned into another species. Hey, Malnosso. Fuck youuuuuuu]

Maybe...you've been turned into a Zoan-user? We've only seen one of the cat models so far! [But we don't like to talk about Lucci.]

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[oda_hates_me]

Already thought of that. [He stops pacing, only to wallow on the ground, both front paws tossed over his muzzle]

But don't Zoan-users get three forms? I can't change from this.

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[tanukipoint]

And you can't speak like a Zoan-user would be able to in his beast form, either...

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[all_blue_feline]

[Angry tail flick]

Shitty Malnosso. This stopped being funny eight months ago.

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[tanukipoint]

Well...this shouldn't last forever, right? Just until the experiment is over!