[2] TEXT; i watch documentaries and get educated

[oculo]

Apparently tacos don't sit well with me after a pack of beer and some intense discovery channel documentaries about man rippin' it up in the wild

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[bluejuggernaut]

Or they could have just been bad tacos. Most bears normally are quite vicious, you know.

[oculo]

There's no such thing as a bad taco.

REALLY what a coincidence because the 45 minutes of my life I just spent sitting in front of my tv watching bears rip off heads and chew on babies told me they were too.

[bluejuggernaut]

Moldy cheese, rotted meat... I can't imagine they'd do much for your stomach.

That just makes them all the more fun to fight.

[oculo]

Nothing but bring pure fucking bliss to the taste buds. You really never had a good taco?

what the fuck is wrong with you ARE YOU AND TRIPLE G BOTH FROM A WORLD WHERE BEAR FIGHTING IS AS NORMAL AS A GOOD OLD GAME OF TAG CAUSE I'M NOT FEELING IT

[bluejuggernaut]

You must have an iron trap for a stomach. I've had good tacos. I've also had less-than-savory tacos.

I'm afraid I don't know a Triple G. You don't think it's normal to fight a savage beast when one attacks you?

[oculo]

Yeah, I can eat mostly anything. Unless it's alive. Like fuck sushi, seriously, I can't do that.

Triple G, you know, he's like super gay and doesn't like women or something. He has a serious case of tourettes syndrome and he eats bears.

Well. I don't. Get attacked by bears very much, does that make me the weird kid on the black because look ma, I just wanted to blend in.

[bluejuggernaut]

Sushi's not alive. Although I'd like to see a fish that could survive being skinned and sliced into pieces.

I don't recognize the description, but then, I don't know every many people here.

Just think of yourself and shiningly unique and it'll be alright.

[oculo]

Raw stuff then. Live is more like those crazy grasshoppers those intense middle-easterners eat for breakfast. I have enough trouble aiming the cereal to my mouth, fuck your living, breathing, jumping insect foods.

What, are you new?

And thanks ma, I know. The kids make fun of my patch but I know they're all just green with envy.

[bluejuggernaut]

You never know, it might be interesting to eat a grasshopper.

How new is new? It's been about a month.

Aw, don't listen to them. Patches are cool and devil-may-care.

[oculo]

Yeah you go do that and tell me how swell those insect guts feel stuck in your teeth.

Still pretty new I'd say.

Hard to look tough when they're cracking pirate jokes and I've got shit depth perception leaving me susceptible to falling down stairs.