[2] TEXT; i watch documentaries and get educated
Apparently tacos don't sit well with me after a pack of beer and some intense discovery channel documentaries about man rippin' it up in the wild.
That show's bullshit though, seriously, like do people really think some scrawny white kid trailer trash is going to stand a chance against a man-eating, child-mauling, fish-crushing eight foot bear? Not all bears are fucking Winnie the Pooh or Yogi the friendly state park prick. That shit is clearly shopped and fucked with to the high heavens, THE MEDIA IS FEEDING US LIES.
Oh and Heine if you see puddles of green and other crayola friendly colored vomit in the bathroom I'll clean it up later, okay. Just relax, spray some febreeze, pretend you don't hate your white beady little existence and carry on with your business.
That show's bullshit though, seriously, like do people really think some scrawny white kid trailer trash is going to stand a chance against a man-eating, child-mauling, fish-crushing eight foot bear? Not all bears are fucking Winnie the Pooh or Yogi the friendly state park prick. That shit is clearly shopped and fucked with to the high heavens, THE MEDIA IS FEEDING US LIES.
Oh and Heine if you see puddles of green and other crayola friendly colored vomit in the bathroom I'll clean it up later, okay. Just relax, spray some febreeze, pretend you don't hate your white beady little existence and carry on with your business.