[2] TEXT; i watch documentaries and get educated

[oculo]

Apparently tacos don't sit well with me after a pack of beer and some intense discovery channel documentaries about man rippin' it up in the wild

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[amazing_guy]

What are you going on about?

[oculo]

Bears, Triple G.

THE SOCIAL INJUSTICE TO BEARS.

That and I think I had something on white trailer trash but that got kind of boring so .

[amazing_guy]

I don't think bears have feelings enough to care about how they're presented to others.

[oculo]

That's fucking cold.

[amazing_guy]

What? Bears can be a good meal, I bet!

[oculo]

Who the fuck eats a bear Triple G?

Not even a caveman would be retarded enough to look at a bear and think to his shitty self, SAY I KNOW WHAT I FEEL LIKE DOING TODAY I'M GOING TO WRESTLE THAT FUCKING BEAR AND SEE IF I CAN GET A FREE MEAL

[amazing_guy]

Some of us can't be the Amazing Guy,

[oculo]

Some of us don't have tourettes.

[amazing_guy]

You're talking about yourself, right?

Look. Some of us hunt for food and some don't. That's the whole point of the food chain. Unless bears start using swords and Strike Artes, I believe humans are higher on the food chain.

[oculo]

Yeah, you're right.

Fuck Burger King, I'm going out to the woods and I'm having Yogi for dinner.

[amazing_guy]

Now you're just being an ass on purpose.

[oculo]

You're pretty quick for a guy with tourettes.

[amazing_guy]

I'm going to ignore those last two words.

[oculo]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, you crazy bear wrestling gangster, you.

[amazing_guy]

Yeah. I think it's pretty obvious you're the only one who doesn't enjoy bear wrestling.

[oculo]

I feel so cold and alone.