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Spoilers people, of course.





Hurley was like "OMG DO YU KNOW WHU I AM? I'M ONE OF THE OCEANIC SIX BITCHES! AND I ATE THE OTHA FORTY! RELEASE ME!"



On the island, Rose is all "Umhmm, umhmm, umhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Get what I'm saying Claire?"



And Claire's like "OMG WHU DO YU THINK I AMM? I WAS ONLY A WHORE LIKE FIVE ONE TIMES!!!ONE1"



And then Hurley became Moses and parted the seas for the second time EVAR! Srsly.



Desmond came back and was like "CHAHLEE'S DEAD, HURLEE! WHAMIGUNADO?"



And Jack's too busy having manphonesex to notice that Naomi suddenly isn't dead any moar.



And Ben's like "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLEYEZ!!"



And Kate was all like "OMG HAI JACK, PENIS PLZ!"



And Ben was like "LOLOL PENIS! EYEZ!"



And Desmond was just showing off his rack, destroying fangirls as he went.



And black dude was just like "OMG HAI HURLEY! CHESS? CONNECT FOUR? DEATH BY EYEBALL?"



Back on the island, Jack's like "OMG where ma walkie go?" (& we go ekhghk3gugewugrmn,m/,r./,ktl;'#khtl;kt JACKASS! LOL!"



And somewhere else, Kate's like "????!"



Because SRSLY Naomi just jumped OUT OF A TREE WHEN SHE CAN'T EVEN WALK AND GETS ALL FISICAL WIV A KNIFE!



And then she dies, and Kate's like "LOL, I CAN HAZ PHONE?"



Anyway, Hurley finds Jack's dead dad. Not so dead.



And then someone LOOKS at him, srsly, and he shits himself and runs away.



And meets Locke, who's like "HAI! LEZ GO GET JACK AND HIS PENIS THE REST OF THEM? YES?"



So they go meet up with Sayid and stuff, and everyone's like "!!GTFO!"



And then everyone else turns up, and it all goes a bitt nice excpect Claire can't spot Chahlee anywhere and you know, her eyes are GOOD!



And Desmond's like "So this is the bitch that stole my boyfriend?"



And Hurley's like "LOL!CRY!LOL!CRY!CHAHLEE!"



And OMGOSH, Chahlee's in a flashFORWARD! AND HAIRLESS! AND SUNGLASSEYED. And like "STFU!"



And Hurley's like "MA MAN!" (like that ghost in Casper, yeah?) and gets Happyslapped in return.



And then he's like "YOU IZ NOT MA MAN NO MORE! GTFO" and Chahlee's like "LOLNO!"



Anyway, on island, Jack catches up to Locke and is like "LETS HAVE SEXUALZ! K?"



Srsly, I am not making this up. JOCKE/LACK IS CANON NAO! *Grabs penis*



And Locke's like "YAI, PENIS TYM WILL HAFF TOO WAIT! WE GOTS WORK TO DO!"



But Jack wants penis time nao, and gets a bitt angry.



Then Hurley's cannonball comes back with a vengeance, and Hurley's like "LOL!"



In the FUTURE! Jack plays with his tie, and Hurley's like "MAKESWEETLUFFTOMEONEMOARTYMJACK! I mean, hey."



And Jack's like "I was drunk Hurley! NO MOAR SEXY TYM!" DON'T EVAR TELL!"



And Hurley's like, "BUT A NEED YOU! TO MAKE! THE BABIES! WIFF ME!?"



And Jack's like, "It's tempting, but no. I gotta go. UM BYEE!"



Back on the island, Jack's brooding for the GORGEOUS babies that might have been... In the future.



And not even a wet (litteraly) Kate rubbing against him can make him hard happy. He's all "SIGH!"



And then there's a HELLACOPTA! FOR REAL!



"YOU MAKE TWO MENZ HAZ BABIES YES?"



And Jack's like "OMG!NOOB!"



And cute boat man is like "YOU CAN HAZ BABIES WIFF ME?"