It's funny, you know. I look at myself now, and I look at myself a year, two years, three years ago... and dude. I've come a long way. Physically, emotionally, mentally, geographically ( Read more... )

So it turns out Stripper Lady is back, and she's apparently learned some discretion ( Read more... )

Or rather, picking up an old hobby ( Read more... )

A woman today, watching the lady in front of her getting some Mickey Mouse fabric cut, leaned across the cutting counter to me and whispered, "I would never buy my grandchildren anything from Disney, they publish those... homosexual books. And make pornos ( Read more... )

HOLY SHIT GUYS NANCY'S NOT ON THE SCHEDULE THIS WEEK OR NEXT WEEK

LIKE NOT JUST ON BREAK

LIKE NOT LISTED ANYMORE

HOLY SHIT I THINK SHE'S GONE

*confetti*

( Meme! )

So I was putting away beads and shit today.

I was putting away, among other things, backs of hair barrettes and hematite star beads.

This one particular company puts the description of what's in the package in English, French, and Spanish. ...Usually.

On the barrettes, in both sizes, the text on the label was as follows:

Small/Large Hair ( Read more... )