First Block Free Time Presents
You Know You Go to a School in Alabama When:
1) There is no toilet paper in the bathrooms.
2) The librarians can't work the computers.
3) Football takes precedence over EVERYTHING.
4) At least 15 of the teachers are also certified preachers.
5) 30% of white guys wear cowboy boots.
6) The temperature in school is always opposite of what it should be.
7) Teachers use words like bojank, podunk, fixin' to, ain't, and other grammatically "correct" words.
8) 85% of students have some sort of gun in their home.
9) The confederate flag is on 20% of the trucks in the school parking lot.
10) Teachers tell stories about bull frogs and deer.
11) People get annoyed when you speak intellectually because they don't understand.
12) 15% of blacks have gold teeth.
13) One of your teachers is in an organization called "Bikers for Christ".
14) No hair can be dyed any color that isn't natural, unless you're black and its a weave.
15) 75% of all whites wear Wallabees.
16) We have our own school beauty pageant.
17) People in your classes try to participate in conversations, make no sense, and then ask "You know what I mean?".
18) A large percent of the guys carry some sort of knife.
19) No piercings in school except for ears.
20) Fights break out at sporting events between drunk parents.
21) 25% of the students dip.
22) Our schools rank 49th in the nation for education yet we still vote no for taxes.
1) There is no toilet paper in the bathrooms.
2) The librarians can't work the computers.
3) Football takes precedence over EVERYTHING.
4) At least 15 of the teachers are also certified preachers.
5) 30% of white guys wear cowboy boots.
6) The temperature in school is always opposite of what it should be.
7) Teachers use words like bojank, podunk, fixin' to, ain't, and other grammatically "correct" words.
8) 85% of students have some sort of gun in their home.
9) The confederate flag is on 20% of the trucks in the school parking lot.
10) Teachers tell stories about bull frogs and deer.
11) People get annoyed when you speak intellectually because they don't understand.
12) 15% of blacks have gold teeth.
13) One of your teachers is in an organization called "Bikers for Christ".
14) No hair can be dyed any color that isn't natural, unless you're black and its a weave.
15) 75% of all whites wear Wallabees.
16) We have our own school beauty pageant.
17) People in your classes try to participate in conversations, make no sense, and then ask "You know what I mean?".
18) A large percent of the guys carry some sort of knife.
19) No piercings in school except for ears.
20) Fights break out at sporting events between drunk parents.
21) 25% of the students dip.
22) Our schools rank 49th in the nation for education yet we still vote no for taxes.