Confessions of a call bear

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Tall skinny guys with lots of body hair are "otters".
Average-size men who are relatively hairy &
exceptionally horny consider themselves "wolves."

Nowadays, men who don't fit into any of the above
categoriesare called, simply, "admirers."

And that's just the Anglos.
Many Asian bears like to be called "pandas,"

Read it here:

http://www.salon.com/life/tmi/index.html?story=/mwt/feature/2010/03/11/confessions_of_call_bear