Dear Dr. LJ
Dear Dr. LJ,
I have three acute fannish problems and I just don't know what to do about them! I have tried meditation, hypnosis, sleep deprivation (hah!) but nothing is working! I'm beginning to think that I'm not normal. PLEASE, can you help me?
Problem 1
I am so in love with Leverage that I just don't know what to do! I want to snuggle into their couch and watch them make all make out with each other all day long, and then maybe pet Elliot a little, but if I can't, I'd be happy just to watch. Please, I want this so badly, I really don't even care who makes out with whom (and neither do they).
Is this normal? Can I get pregnant from that? Can Hardison get pregnant from this, and if so, will his babies be born swinging from a rope while doing karate?
Problem 2
Every time I watch White Collar, I can't get over how brilliantly complex and beautiful Peter's and Neal's relationship is. It completely messes me up and I want to read about it so badly, yet all I can find is horrible (though occasionally hot) BDSM threesome fic.
I am worried that the combination of me being unable to cope with their relationship's complexity plus the inexplicable lack of decent White Collar fanfic will make my brain explode. What are the chances of this happening? Is it true that reading good White Collar fanfic can reverse the negative effects on my brain? Can you write me a prescription?
Problem 3
Although I've tried, I don't think I can live a happy and fulfilled life if I do not watch all of Generation Kill and read and re-read tons of Brad/Nate fanfic every couple of weeks. Should I be worried about side effects? What would those be? Oh, and I keep seeing camouflage-shaped spots in front of my eyes. My friends say I should see a doctor about it, but if I put on my gold-rimmed sunglasses they are gone, so surely it can't be that bad?
I am really desperate here. Please help me.
Worried,
Oceana
P.S.: And don't tell my mum.
I have three acute fannish problems and I just don't know what to do about them! I have tried meditation, hypnosis, sleep deprivation (hah!) but nothing is working! I'm beginning to think that I'm not normal. PLEASE, can you help me?
Problem 1
I am so in love with Leverage that I just don't know what to do! I want to snuggle into their couch and watch them make all make out with each other all day long, and then maybe pet Elliot a little, but if I can't, I'd be happy just to watch. Please, I want this so badly, I really don't even care who makes out with whom (and neither do they).
Is this normal? Can I get pregnant from that? Can Hardison get pregnant from this, and if so, will his babies be born swinging from a rope while doing karate?
Problem 2
Every time I watch White Collar, I can't get over how brilliantly complex and beautiful Peter's and Neal's relationship is. It completely messes me up and I want to read about it so badly, yet all I can find is horrible (though occasionally hot) BDSM threesome fic.
I am worried that the combination of me being unable to cope with their relationship's complexity plus the inexplicable lack of decent White Collar fanfic will make my brain explode. What are the chances of this happening? Is it true that reading good White Collar fanfic can reverse the negative effects on my brain? Can you write me a prescription?
Problem 3
Although I've tried, I don't think I can live a happy and fulfilled life if I do not watch all of Generation Kill and read and re-read tons of Brad/Nate fanfic every couple of weeks. Should I be worried about side effects? What would those be? Oh, and I keep seeing camouflage-shaped spots in front of my eyes. My friends say I should see a doctor about it, but if I put on my gold-rimmed sunglasses they are gone, so surely it can't be that bad?
I am really desperate here. Please help me.
Worried,
Oceana
P.S.: And don't tell my mum.