Oh, honey.
This is a stupid kind of love with an equally stupid kind of sting attached. It has no emotional merit! It's just wicked annoying and that's it.
There is nothing more pathetic or depraved than man in the depths of an ether binge.

I am overwhelmingly in love with you right now.
You're probably not going to see this until well into the next week. That's ok. It can wait.