I know I'm being Spammy McSpamalot, I am sorry! RoboSam just gives me ALL THE FEELINGS. I think I need to check into some kind of rehab. In the meantime: porn.
Anyway, having clogged up your flists with medievalist angst, let me now make up for it/make the spammage worse with this, which I wrote for akadougal who went to A7 and came home Padalecki'd. ONE OF US. Also she bought something from my little fundraising store and I am pathetically grateful. ♥