love to love me on hot black "Ass-Fault"

May 15, 2006 23:31

Oh I started cussing. It was fun.
It was not what they wanted but they really didn't know what to do about it but giggle.

So I called them an antiseptic shit stain
giggle
I said that they were so tough Emos' would gnaw on their wrists first.

Why is that? They asked
cuz you're like a wet noodle
begging for some freakin....
er..
Pass the damn hot sauce!

I don't like hot sauce, but I figure if I am now waiving a wand of fiery red liquid about, it might be a tad more menacing. I think it just confused them. Since their masculine traits might also be, as you know, tied to wands of fiery liquid.

I dance like a scullery maid that knows she's spilled her milk. I walk like a tidal wave that took three seconds too long to get to shore and everybody is all out there , walking on my beach, going where the fuck did all these damn whales come from? I think like a tank. Deprivation tank that is. Hey somebody has got to touch me on this one.

You don't know what I mean, but I think you could if you tried. You don't really have to try, I know what it means. It feels like silk most days. When I can get it all out inch by painful inch

you just stare don't ya?
They mumble...

yeah, yeah I know I am going to have to explain what an antiseptic shit stain is, but what do you think it means?

I wait for an answer
yes, you know I do...

Shrugs all around like they had all just had that oh so perfect wedding toast. Yes we love you, so much, and we all feel that way right now, but we really, don't have any idea why you are marrying that...

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Shit stain.

Cuz, I like to think like you.

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