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Jul 02, 2005 10:10

Bid for a Japanese condom on eBay!

Just click here!!!!

Haha, just because it's from Japan doesn't mean it's appealing. >.> *looks at it, considers*

O.O

On another note, STOP MOLESTING MY HUSBAND AND MY SON PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: Oh, jeez that was fun!!!! XDDDDD

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renegadedrow2 July 2 2005, 20:23:40 UTC
You can never make me stop molesting your husband and son! haha! ...where'd Miyavi go?O_o I must hunt him down!

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obsessovermana July 2 2005, 20:29:53 UTC
He was with his other wife but then he came running back to me. ^.^ Awww, he loves me the most. XDDD

STOP MOLESTING THEM!!!!!!! You're tearing my family apaaaaaaaart!!!! T_T I don't care how sexy they are!!!

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renegadedrow2 July 2 2005, 20:39:47 UTC
come on, can't you just share them a little with me? Just a wee bit? pwease?

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obsessovermana July 2 2005, 21:01:46 UTC
Well, you can molest my son. But not my husband. We're COMMITTED. :P And you like him better anyway.

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renegadedrow2 July 2 2005, 21:11:51 UTC
yeah...you're right. *dances in circles* I get molest Kyo! I get to molest Kyo! W00t! Damn your son is sexy! XD But..can I grope your husband every so often? Just for giggles?

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obsessovermana July 3 2005, 00:35:14 UTC
.... no. >.> You may however stare at him from a distance.

DAMN, I'm a horrible mother, allowing people to molest my son.... O.o

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renegadedrow2 July 3 2005, 01:17:51 UTC
Aw, that makes you an awesome mom! *goes off to molest Kyo* hey, can I have your son molest Miyavi and me just stare from a distance? =3

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obsessovermana July 3 2005, 01:38:44 UTC

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renegadedrow2 July 3 2005, 01:41:54 UTC
*perverted grin* didn't Kyo already have sex with his daddy? the bond has already been ruined! Hey, I'm not that young *rememers she 13 and going into high school*...never mind...
I'M NOT THE ONE WHO SAID, "HEY MOMMY I LIKE READING ABOUT MEN HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER!"
Take that!

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obsessovermana July 3 2005, 01:47:01 UTC
>.> Hmmm, that's a good point. BUT STILL, they've stopped!!!!!!!! They are back to being the son and dad that go fishing together!!!!! No sexual tension!!! GRRR.

HELL YES I said that. But I wouldn't ever bring it up again.... she thinks there's something wrong with me!!!!!!

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renegadedrow2 July 3 2005, 01:52:31 UTC
XD...your poor mother. My mom thinks I a lesbo (grrr) and thinks I'm obsessed with sex, but no clues on the whole yaoi thing! ^^
They are back to being the son and dad that go fishing together

I can change that *runs off to feed Kyo and Miyavi an aphrodisiac* >=3

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obsessovermana July 3 2005, 01:59:54 UTC
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles you* YOU CAN'T!!! That's my husband and my baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Waaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!

If they have sexual desires for each other.... XP That'd be WRONG!

*runs off with the aphrodisiac* NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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renegadedrow2 July 3 2005, 02:06:58 UTC
*pulls out spare and slips it into their drinks* hah! try to stop that! Me don't care if its your son and husband, just think of it as a fanservice gone horribly wrong! XD KyoxMiyavi=smex

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obsessovermana July 3 2005, 02:13:11 UTC
*smashes drinks*

Not only would it be entirely WRONG, it would be UNNATURAL!!!!!! WAII!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't CARE how sexy it is, that's.... eww... XDDDD

Kyo, RUN TO YOUR ROOM AND NEVER COME OUT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

Kyo: O.o *runs to room screaming*

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renegadedrow2 July 3 2005, 02:19:30 UTC
*injects Miyavi with aphrodisiac*
GO BREAK DOWN KYO'S DOOR! GO YOU HORNY LITTLE SEX FIEND!
Miyavi: *banging on Kyo's door* Daddy's here, open up son!

XDDD >=3 They shall mate before the end of the day!

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obsessovermana July 3 2005, 02:21:27 UTC
*tranquilizes (didn't spell that right) Miyavi and he falls to the floor* It was for your own good, hunny. ^.^

Kyo: *opens door and sees his father on the floor* Daddy?... *sees crazy girl* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *runs into room and locks door*

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