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[obsessovermana]

Bid for a Japanese condom on eBay!

Just click here!!!!

Haha, just because it's from Japan doesn't mean it's appealing. >.> *looks at it, considers*

O.O

On another note, STOP MOLESTING MY HUSBAND AND MY SON PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: Oh, jeez that was fun!!!! XDDDDD

Comments

[obsessovermana]

Young girl, that is simply horrible!!! How DARE you suggest such a thing, that would ruin the bond between father and son!!! You.... you... pervert!! O.O!

[renegadedrow2]

*perverted grin* didn't Kyo already have sex with his daddy? the bond has already been ruined! Hey, I'm not that young *rememers she 13 and going into high school*...never mind...
I'M NOT THE ONE WHO SAID, "HEY MOMMY I LIKE READING ABOUT MEN HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER!"
Take that!

[obsessovermana]

>.> Hmmm, that's a good point. BUT STILL, they've stopped!!!!!!!! They are back to being the son and dad that go fishing together!!!!! No sexual tension!!! GRRR.

HELL YES I said that. But I wouldn't ever bring it up again.... she thinks there's something wrong with me!!!!!!

[renegadedrow2]

XD...your poor mother. My mom thinks I a lesbo (grrr) and thinks I'm obsessed with sex, but no clues on the whole yaoi thing! ^^
They are back to being the son and dad that go fishing together

I can change that *runs off to feed Kyo and Miyavi an aphrodisiac* >=3

[obsessovermana]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles you* YOU CAN'T!!! That's my husband and my baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Waaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!

If they have sexual desires for each other.... XP That'd be WRONG!

*runs off with the aphrodisiac* NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[renegadedrow2]

*pulls out spare and slips it into their drinks* hah! try to stop that! Me don't care if its your son and husband, just think of it as a fanservice gone horribly wrong! XD KyoxMiyavi=smex

[obsessovermana]

*smashes drinks*

Not only would it be entirely WRONG, it would be UNNATURAL!!!!!! WAII!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't CARE how sexy it is, that's.... eww... XDDDD

Kyo, RUN TO YOUR ROOM AND NEVER COME OUT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

Kyo: O.o *runs to room screaming*

[renegadedrow2]

*injects Miyavi with aphrodisiac*
GO BREAK DOWN KYO'S DOOR! GO YOU HORNY LITTLE SEX FIEND!
Miyavi: *banging on Kyo's door* Daddy's here, open up son!

XDDD >=3 They shall mate before the end of the day!

[obsessovermana]

*tranquilizes (didn't spell that right) Miyavi and he falls to the floor* It was for your own good, hunny. ^.^

Kyo: *opens door and sees his father on the floor* Daddy?... *sees crazy girl* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *runs into room and locks door*

[renegadedrow2]

DAMMIT! You keep ruining my plans! *tackles you and steals tranqualizer gun* *pours water on Miyavi repeatedly until he wakes up* GO GET YOUR SON, HORNY MAN!
Miyavi: Kyo! Daddy wants to talk! Let me show you how bees and the bees work!
Kyo: *opens door* daddy?
Miyavi: *runs in and locks the door*

I'LL WIN!

[obsessovermana]

*takes out samurai sword and breaks the lock and runs in* HONEY!!!!

Miyavi: *frightened* Yes, my dear?... O.o;;

BEDROOM, NOW. Be in there with NO clothes on or ELSE!!!!

Miyavi: ^.^ Yes ma'am!!!! *runs to bedroom*

*pats Kyo's head and gives him sword* If daddy comes back again, threaten him with this. ^.^

Kyo: *takes sword* Oooh, shiney....

[obsessovermana]

Hmmm.... *injects YOU with tranquilizer and you fall to the floor*

Haha, I win. *skips off to have sex with Miyavi*

[renegadedrow2]

*wakes up six hours later, Miyavi's smoking a cigarette and you are sleeping* *goes to Kyo's room* Can I am shiny sword?
Kyo: mama said...
I'll give Kyo yummy baby
Kyo: okay *gives away sword*
*runs over to miyavi* Go get your son and do something naughty
*Miyavi and Kyo go into the bathroom and have crazy sex before you wake up*

[obsessovermana]

Miyavi: *walks out of the bathroom* Crazy sex? What the fuck, you didn't even give me any aphrodisiac.

Kyo: Daddy taught me how to go potty all on my own. I'm a big boy now! :3

[renegadedrow2]

so thats what that noise was...*pats kyo on the head*
you know what big boys do? They have sex. Do you wanna be a big boy?
Kyo: yup!
*hands Kyo aphrodisiac syringes* Go inject daddy miyavi multiple times and when he says he feels kind of woozy tell him hes sexy
Kyo: Okay *stabs Miyavi in the butt with the aphrodisiac*
Miyavi: I feel woozy
Kyo: Daddy, you're sexy!

[obsessovermana]

Miyavi: *sees teddy bear* 8D SEXY TEDDY BEAR! *screws teddy bear*

Kyo: O.o Daddy?....

..... wow..... *grabs aphrodisiac from Kyo* that is weird. But at least he's not having sex with his son. ^.^ *ties you up and injects YOU with aphrodisiac* Haha, see how you like it. You'll be horny and you won'y be able to do ANYTHING. XDDDD I'm so evil.