To celebrate my finishing the original Legend of Zelda game this afternoon, here's some random madness that I scripted in my head while playing.
Herein are excerpts taken from interviews with various eyewitnesses and survivors of the infamous terrorist known only as 'Link'.
Greg and Roy, Molblin Archers 3rd Class
ROY: H..he... he ate his...
GREG: Don't
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