But they're all bold as love, yeah, they're all bold as love...

Dec 29, 2008 23:14

Three days off. I have to try and get something accomplished. I actually have picture ideas, but I need to work on commissions, as well. Oh, so torn.

Work's being full of fags. We're required to be done in four hours. Tops. Or reprimands will start beuing given out. I'm actually looking forward to see who starts getting picked off, however.

Me, TJ and Squeeji fagged up the IRC last night. It was pretty awesome. Then I had to go to work. Sad.


SteveRogers> Tony, I've seen pictures on the internet where you did fuck Bruce
* Pepper glares back.
SteveRogers> ...It made me sad
TonyStark> WHAT THE HELL?!
Pepper> ...wow.
TonyStark> I've NEVER been that desperate!
* Pepper pulls up a chair, "Do tell!"
SteveRogers> Well I -think- they were shopped
TonyStark> I'd hit X-23 before BRUCE!
TonyStark> >:|
Pepper> X-23's jailbait, isn't she?
Pepper> Just about?
TonyStark> ....no
* SteveRogers hands Pepper a flash drive.
Pepper> Wouldn't be the first time, though.
TonyStark> She said she was legal!
TonyStark> SHE SAID!
* Pepper slips the drive in her shirt.
* TonyStark eyes Pepper's shirt.

--

SteveRogers> And what the fuck is this about you giving psycho Bucky my goddamn mantle?
TonyStark> Bucky said he wanted the job.
Pepper> Dude, yeah. That was a drunken decision.
TonyStark> You were dead.
SteveRogers> Bucky is nuts.
Pepper> I'm going to start making your decisions for you.
TonyStark> But he's ALIVE!
Pepper> I make all of your other goddamn decisions.
SteveRogers> I am gonna haunt the hell out of your suit
TonyStark> Does that mean sexual decisions too, Pep?
TonyStark> Fuck you Steve!
Pepper> All of those are denied.

--

SteveRogers> Why couldn't you clone me with a penis?
Pepper> So's the arc reactor.
Pepper> Because it's unpossible.
TonyStark> I didn't want you with a penis, Steph.
TonyStark> ;D
Pepper> Ffff.
Pepper> When he kills you, I don't want to hear you complain, Tony.
TonyStark> It'll be worth it.
TonyStark> Mmmm.
SteveRogers> Is it? I bet Richards could clone me as a male
TonyStark> Blondes.
Pepper> Ooooh.
Pepper> Burn.
TonyStark> FUCK HIM. >:|
TonyStark> He can't satisfy his wife!
Pepper> Wow, great comeback.
* SteveRogers gives a catty grin.
TonyStark> She had to go to that Venture wackjob!

--

* SteveRogers oofs and give Tony a loving PETER TAP
* TonyStark winks at Pepper.
TonyStark> WHUT OW
TonyStark> OH GOD
Pepper> Hahaha.
TonyStark> I THINK A TESTICLE'S IN ME
SteveRogers> At least I can do that now.
* TonyStark coughs, falls over.
TonyStark> x_x
Pepper> Hahahahaaha.
Pepper> Oh. Shit.
TonyStark> Pep...
TonyStark> Call...
TonyStark> 911....
SteveRogers> I mean I wouldn't have done that with a penis, but I sure as hell would with a vagina.
* Pepper hi-fives Steve.
* TonyStark cries.
TonyStark> JARVIS help...
* SteveRogers gives brofist
TonyStark> I'm missing a ball...
TonyStark> Oh god...
SteveRogers> You can clone another...oh wait
Pepper> United against a common enemy.
TonyStark> D:
* TonyStark cries.
SteveRogers> No you can't clone penises can you?
TonyStark> Ffff....
TonyStark> Fuck you...
* TonyStark couch.
* TonyStark cough.
SteveRogers> This of this as my way of moving science along.
TonyStark> ..oh wait, there it is.
* TonyStark pats his crotch.
* SteveRogers starts to feel guilty and gets Tony a bag of frozen peas to put on his balls.
* TonyStark SMACKS Steve with the peas.
Pepper> Don't feel guilty! It's a sign of weakness!
TonyStark> IT IS!
TonyStark> HAHAHA!
Pepper> I show no guilt for anything.
Pepper> It's how I keep him in line!
Pepper> Don't undo my training!
TonyStark> ...Pep, you should meet Emma some time.
Pepper> ..I mean..
Pepper> Uh.
TonyStark> ...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Pepper> ....
* TonyStark goes glossy-eyed.
Pepper> Emma's a bit intimidating. But I believe that's her goal.
TonyStark> She's a nice....lady.
TonyStark> Mmmmmmm.
Pepper> I bet.
SteveRogers> You can bounce quarters off that lady's FINE ASS
TonyStark> You CAN.
SteveRogers> Though I heard from a reliable source that isn't her original nose.
TonyStark> DAMN.
TonyStark> Those aren't her real tits either.
TonyStark> But they're still fine.
SteveRogers> Oh god no.
TonyStark> <3
SteveRogers> I know they're fake, but my god, those are the best money can buy...for sure.

--

SteveRogers> ...I'm not gay for Tony
TonyStark> I GAVE YOU A VAGINA!
Pepper> ...
SteveRogers> THATS STILL GAY
Pepper> It's pretty gay.
TonyStark> IT IS NOT!
Pepper> In a loophole kinda way.
TonyStark> You're a WOMAN!
SteveRogers> I mean sure. We got drunk at the New Years party...but that doesn't count
* SteveRogers bites lower lip.
TonyStark> ..it doesn't?
TonyStark> ;_;
* TonyStark sobs.
Pepper> 'Oh, my BFF died. I'll just clone him as woman so I can act out all those dirty fantasies I had, but it'll be okay because it'll be het!'
Pepper> I know how you work, Tony.
TonyStark> ......
* SteveRogers jacks at thumb at Pepper
TonyStark> What's wrong wit that?
SteveRogers> This.
Pepper bows, "Thank you. Thank you."
TonyStark> I'd do the same for Rhodey!
Pepper> ....
Pepper> Wow.
TonyStark> .....
SteveRogers> Ten bucks says he has ghetto booty
Pepper> Just...wow.
Pepper> You're something else, Tony.
TonyStark> He would.
TonyStark> <3
Pepper> Something else indeed.
TonyStark> Tig ol' bitties.
SteveRogers> Yea sloppy tits.
TonyStark> NO!
TonyStark> Nice bouncy, yet firm ones.
Pepper> FFf.
TonyStark> ....err....
SteveRogers> GAY I bet you have gay day dreams about all of us

--

JamesRhodes> Are you sure that you don't need another sabbatical?
TonyStark> NO!
Pepper> REHAB
TonyStark> ;_;
JamesRhodes> I've got you covered, Tony.
JamesRhodes> :|
* TonyStark leans on Rhodey. ;_;
JamesRhodes> But you need to take a break, drunky.
Pepper> Haha.
JamesRhodes> :|
TonyStark> I do not!
TonyStark> I own the company!
TonyStark> And the suit!
TonyStark> All's cool!
TonyStark> >_<
JamesRhodes> :E
Pepper> And more booze than a liquor store.
JamesRhodes> GO INTO REHAB.
TonyStark> NO!
JamesRhodes> I'll take over for a while.
TonyStark> DAMNIT NO!
JamesRhodes> ....in my cooler suit.
TonyStark> I'M CAPABLE!
TonyStark> I BUILT THAT DAMN SUIT
JamesRhodes> YOU'RE DRUNKABLE.

--

KeeperOfDreams> I'ma miss hot, caramel Rhodey.
KeeperOfDreams> I mean, uh....

--

* SteveRogers just laughs, and goes back to Heaven where he belongs...or at least to go haunt the suit.
TonyStark> DAMNIT STEVE!
TonyStark> ;_;
[01:35] SqueejiRamone: Now i'm imagining Tony hitting the ironman suit with a stick yelling "steve, steve you get ourt of there RIGHT NOW."

comics: iron man, job: general, irc: general, quotes

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