I don't think anything's ever going to be as annoying as people picking sides over something pointless. Hearts from this world probably can't even reach Kingdom Hearts. Why bother? Whatever. I've got better things to do.

At least this curse isn't too bad. I'm not getting struck by lightning anymore, and the bathroom tap's running sea-salt flavor. ( Read more... )

His portrait's back in the Hall of the Missing. I should have known that VI would find a way out.

That leaves two. And I can't ask either of them. ... Great.

How're you supposed to get answers out of people who don't want to give them to you? Threats and torture don't count.