And the Oscar goes to...
Well, I made my decision... I think. I mean, I'm sure... At least I THINK I'm sure. Yes, I'm sure!
...I think...
It is the court's decision that the defendent, Jonathan Michael Mead, be found spending Friday night at Alley Katz. Furthermore, he will spend his time there being stupid and getting the shit beat out of him while "rocking out" to Strike Anywhere. He will then procede to like it and ask for more.
The decenting opinion was written by Justice Scalia.
The circus is, in the immortal words of Frank Sinatra: "... a wonderful way to spend an evening." The lights, the creepy carnival music, cotton candy, peanuts, animal cruelty, and sobbing children who are afraid of clowns... It is, after all, the American way! Our nation was founded on these principles. I must say it was difficult, too! It isn't easy to build a nation with cotton candy. Have you tried? I didn't think so.
And speaking of America - what better way to express ourselves than through porn? It's a beautiful thing! Except for midgets... and poo... and the prego shit... but who am I to judge? HA! Judge! Get it? Judge? Ha ha! you know? Cuz i'm a judge? Well, I'm a justice... Same thing, though... Anyway, um... what was I talking about? Oh yeah! PIZZA!
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Yes... because THAT is how Supreme Court opinions are written... especially Justice Scalia, that joker...
ANYWAY! Yeah. I think I'm going to to the concert. Actually, I'm SURE I'm going to the concert. And so should you! Yes, YOU, America! Put down your Penthouse and your Hustler! We're getting our asses kicked by little richmond punker kids! And you know what we'll say to them? "THank you, sir! May I have another?!?"
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On to OTHER news! I watched Advent Children again. Only this time, I'm trying to firgure out how Cloud's bike is built. For starters, physics does not exist in this movie, so I'm ignoring that factor. I mean, pretty much the entire movie is impossible, let alone the crazy motorcycle stunts. I explain all of that with the Force. It's ALWAYS the Force. That being said, I move on. Cloud's bike is sweet. No, it's muthafuckin hardcore, muthafucka! Ahem... yes... What's more, it's acually more feasible to build than my first love, Kaneda's bike (Akira). Now THAT was just plain crazy! The only way it could have worked was to use a very small engine. But the bike would end up being too heavy to even go highway speeds. But Advent Children has presented me with a new aspiration... SO! I'm gonna hunt around and see what I can find.
In the meantime, later days!
...I think...
It is the court's decision that the defendent, Jonathan Michael Mead, be found spending Friday night at Alley Katz. Furthermore, he will spend his time there being stupid and getting the shit beat out of him while "rocking out" to Strike Anywhere. He will then procede to like it and ask for more.
The decenting opinion was written by Justice Scalia.
The circus is, in the immortal words of Frank Sinatra: "... a wonderful way to spend an evening." The lights, the creepy carnival music, cotton candy, peanuts, animal cruelty, and sobbing children who are afraid of clowns... It is, after all, the American way! Our nation was founded on these principles. I must say it was difficult, too! It isn't easy to build a nation with cotton candy. Have you tried? I didn't think so.
And speaking of America - what better way to express ourselves than through porn? It's a beautiful thing! Except for midgets... and poo... and the prego shit... but who am I to judge? HA! Judge! Get it? Judge? Ha ha! you know? Cuz i'm a judge? Well, I'm a justice... Same thing, though... Anyway, um... what was I talking about? Oh yeah! PIZZA!
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Yes... because THAT is how Supreme Court opinions are written... especially Justice Scalia, that joker...
ANYWAY! Yeah. I think I'm going to to the concert. Actually, I'm SURE I'm going to the concert. And so should you! Yes, YOU, America! Put down your Penthouse and your Hustler! We're getting our asses kicked by little richmond punker kids! And you know what we'll say to them? "THank you, sir! May I have another?!?"
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On to OTHER news! I watched Advent Children again. Only this time, I'm trying to firgure out how Cloud's bike is built. For starters, physics does not exist in this movie, so I'm ignoring that factor. I mean, pretty much the entire movie is impossible, let alone the crazy motorcycle stunts. I explain all of that with the Force. It's ALWAYS the Force. That being said, I move on. Cloud's bike is sweet. No, it's muthafuckin hardcore, muthafucka! Ahem... yes... What's more, it's acually more feasible to build than my first love, Kaneda's bike (Akira). Now THAT was just plain crazy! The only way it could have worked was to use a very small engine. But the bike would end up being too heavy to even go highway speeds. But Advent Children has presented me with a new aspiration... SO! I'm gonna hunt around and see what I can find.
In the meantime, later days!