oh my eyes!

[obiedxss]

just the facts, ma'am: on tuesday i turned eighteen, and i got the fabled new camera. it is beautiful, and now i know how to post beautiful pictures. on wednesday greta and i had a party, which was a whir of snapping shutters. below the cut is my take on it.





note the vagena



not here.



this was a bit of a jane goodall moment



million dollar baby



will blew a bubble thiiiiiis big



going down



mine, bitch!



aaah..
hmmm..
eh?



plaid'll do that to ya



honk!



get down!



at an angle



there are a pair of macaws that live near my house.



like a chocolate bunny



raise the roof!



note the smokestack in the background



ok so on thursday i had to go downtown to fight a traffic ticket. i took the camera with me on the train and took a couple shots from the platform before i was told that i needed a permit to do that. (i had the camera in a nondescript, highly secure case.) i lost the ticket because the cop said that i'd blocked traffic, when he was the only traffic and he was trying to make right on red so he definitely didn't have right of way. anyway it cost a bit, then i took the train home and walked from the station to my house, a solid forty-five minutes through quiet streets.



at night we went to a play in coconut grove ("Lost in Yonkers") and i found this bird.



this is the playhouse.



this is the alley.

merry christmas! i think i'm gonna be sick...