don quixote
23:23Nicholas
How's the US?
23:23
i'ts ok
how's the land of the rising suck?
23:23Nicholas
suky
why does everybody think I'm always banging whores?
23:26
bc you write things about how men in samcheok should just hire a prostitute instead of going crazy
23:27Nicholas
I was ALREADY crazy
Anyway people are seriously overrated...
You have terrible taste
in everything you know
23:29
You're like the villian in a novel by Milan Kundera
23:29
and i do have terrible taste
you should see what passes for my "boyfriend"
23:29Nicholas
It's a terrible joke "Unbearable ligthness of being"
23:30
sounds amusing
so, how's school?
23:31Nicholas
work? ok
I signed up for another year
23:31
there?
23:31Nicholas
yes
23:31
or you mean china and it's just another year teaching
23:31Nicholas
no no China fell through
23:31
what happened to china?
23:31Nicholas
it failed me
swine flu and recession
me: how's the bar?
23:34Nicholas
like always
china girl leaving on the 20th
23:35
does that make you sad?
she thinks you're passport's sexy
23:35Nicholas
I don't have feelings left
you could tell
23:35
and you got mad when i said boys don't have feelings
23:36Nicholas
you can't speak for all boys
23:36
no just all the ones i've ever met
23:36Nicholas
I'm vicious
23:37
haah or maybe just all delaware boys
23:37Nicholas
proof of "bad taste"
23:37
yes, you are a vicious, vicious man
i don't know if it's so much bad taste as boredom and a lack of standards
and people who seem to have a 6th sense for my desperation
i mean, a person who has bad taste actually likes the horrible things they end up with
23:38Nicholas
Well unemployed and homeless was pretty desperate
not per se
23:39
i don't know what the not per se is referring to, but i'm sure it's wrong
23:39Nicholas
I'm saying you have bad taste, because you don't have good taste
but taste is cultivated.
but since you have never tasted anything good
you make do with what you know
rather than trying something new
which you might like better
23:40
do you even know my taste?
23:41Nicholas
terrible
23:43Nicholas
hmmm [this is where i imagine him making his signature sad monkey face]
23:44M. Noelle
you don't at all
23:44Nicholas
ok
I'm an excpetion
it's possible
but let's see you DID
cut your own hair badly
clean my house obsessively (thanks)
and burp
23:45
haha the hair is better now and i still haven't seen a professional
my feet wouldn't agree to be naked on your floor until i did something about it
and why hold in burps; who am i trying to impress?
23:47Nicholas
you have as usual impeccible logic
which begs the question why you are talking to me
23:48
you aren't in the category of people i ignore unconditionally
23:48Nicholas
why
23:49
i'm not the kind of person who can just not respond to someone talking to me
23:49Nicholas
don't lots of people talk to you?
23:49
and i'm already up talking to my best friend and some loser who talks dirty to me on aim
not really
i mean i'm back in the corn field part of delaware, so the closest person to me is an hour away
23:51
why do you have to criticize everything i do as if your life isn't also making a constant stream of mistakes?
23:51Nicholas
ok ok
I don't know
I just am torn between reality and hate
23:52
like, it's so obnoxious, it amuses me
23:53Nicholas
I know
Its a strange way I have of showing concern
23:53
i figured
it's cute and also obnoxious
23:54Nicholas
cute?
how?
23:55
like a puppy messing up the carpet
that's how it is when you say mean things to me
23:55Nicholas
Well I'm frustrated by other people...seeming to have it better together than me, but being unable to alter their reality
23:56
eh, you don't live in their houses
Nicholas
no I don't
I think Delaware is FAR to safe
23:57
most people seem more together than they are
23:59Nicholas
I wish you had been more/were more feminine
Today
00:00
why do i have to be more feminine?
i wish you weren't a mustache
00:00Nicholas
I'm just saying "I WISH"
a hypothetical case
00:02
what would that change, hypothetically?
00:02Nicholas
oh I don't know
University was such hell for me
00:03
i wish you didn't enjoy embarrassing me in front of people in russian class and your little samcheok friends
00:03Nicholas
how does one cope with a reality they oppose on metaphysical grounds?
00:03
suicide
00:03Nicholas
well that is such a non-sporting option
00:04
i wish you weren't a physically and psychologically abusive psycho, but i would have a bit less to laugh about
00:06Nicholas
But I do have a nice butt
00:07
haha well, everyone has one redeeming feature
00:08Nicholas
but I have an evil penis
How's the US?
23:23
i'ts ok
how's the land of the rising suck?
23:23Nicholas
suky
why does everybody think I'm always banging whores?
23:26
bc you write things about how men in samcheok should just hire a prostitute instead of going crazy
23:27Nicholas
I was ALREADY crazy
Anyway people are seriously overrated...
You have terrible taste
in everything you know
23:29
You're like the villian in a novel by Milan Kundera
23:29
and i do have terrible taste
you should see what passes for my "boyfriend"
23:29Nicholas
It's a terrible joke "Unbearable ligthness of being"
23:30
sounds amusing
so, how's school?
23:31Nicholas
work? ok
I signed up for another year
23:31
there?
23:31Nicholas
yes
23:31
or you mean china and it's just another year teaching
23:31Nicholas
no no China fell through
23:31
what happened to china?
23:31Nicholas
it failed me
swine flu and recession
me: how's the bar?
23:34Nicholas
like always
china girl leaving on the 20th
23:35
does that make you sad?
she thinks you're passport's sexy
23:35Nicholas
I don't have feelings left
you could tell
23:35
and you got mad when i said boys don't have feelings
23:36Nicholas
you can't speak for all boys
23:36
no just all the ones i've ever met
23:36Nicholas
I'm vicious
23:37
haah or maybe just all delaware boys
23:37Nicholas
proof of "bad taste"
23:37
yes, you are a vicious, vicious man
i don't know if it's so much bad taste as boredom and a lack of standards
and people who seem to have a 6th sense for my desperation
i mean, a person who has bad taste actually likes the horrible things they end up with
23:38Nicholas
Well unemployed and homeless was pretty desperate
not per se
23:39
i don't know what the not per se is referring to, but i'm sure it's wrong
23:39Nicholas
I'm saying you have bad taste, because you don't have good taste
but taste is cultivated.
but since you have never tasted anything good
you make do with what you know
rather than trying something new
which you might like better
23:40
do you even know my taste?
23:41Nicholas
terrible
23:43Nicholas
hmmm [this is where i imagine him making his signature sad monkey face]
23:44M. Noelle
you don't at all
23:44Nicholas
ok
I'm an excpetion
it's possible
but let's see you DID
cut your own hair badly
clean my house obsessively (thanks)
and burp
23:45
haha the hair is better now and i still haven't seen a professional
my feet wouldn't agree to be naked on your floor until i did something about it
and why hold in burps; who am i trying to impress?
23:47Nicholas
you have as usual impeccible logic
which begs the question why you are talking to me
23:48
you aren't in the category of people i ignore unconditionally
23:48Nicholas
why
23:49
i'm not the kind of person who can just not respond to someone talking to me
23:49Nicholas
don't lots of people talk to you?
23:49
and i'm already up talking to my best friend and some loser who talks dirty to me on aim
not really
i mean i'm back in the corn field part of delaware, so the closest person to me is an hour away
23:51
why do you have to criticize everything i do as if your life isn't also making a constant stream of mistakes?
23:51Nicholas
ok ok
I don't know
I just am torn between reality and hate
23:52
like, it's so obnoxious, it amuses me
23:53Nicholas
I know
Its a strange way I have of showing concern
23:53
i figured
it's cute and also obnoxious
23:54Nicholas
cute?
how?
23:55
like a puppy messing up the carpet
that's how it is when you say mean things to me
23:55Nicholas
Well I'm frustrated by other people...seeming to have it better together than me, but being unable to alter their reality
23:56
eh, you don't live in their houses
Nicholas
no I don't
I think Delaware is FAR to safe
23:57
most people seem more together than they are
23:59Nicholas
I wish you had been more/were more feminine
Today
00:00
why do i have to be more feminine?
i wish you weren't a mustache
00:00Nicholas
I'm just saying "I WISH"
a hypothetical case
00:02
what would that change, hypothetically?
00:02Nicholas
oh I don't know
University was such hell for me
00:03
i wish you didn't enjoy embarrassing me in front of people in russian class and your little samcheok friends
00:03Nicholas
how does one cope with a reality they oppose on metaphysical grounds?
00:03
suicide
00:03Nicholas
well that is such a non-sporting option
00:04
i wish you weren't a physically and psychologically abusive psycho, but i would have a bit less to laugh about
00:06Nicholas
But I do have a nice butt
00:07
haha well, everyone has one redeeming feature
00:08Nicholas
but I have an evil penis