"Bitch, please."
You know what I love? When a person who thinks an ideal Friday is getting so drunk that you end up puking on a guy she doesn't know, smokes pot, and has probably some of the most questionable sexual ethics on the face of the planet looks you right in the eye and says in that smug voice, "I would never get a tattoo."
Well, you know what bitch? My liver is and probably always will be healthier than yours, I have more brain cells, and while I may not be "experienced", I'm also not as fucked up emotinally as you are. So, why don't you get off your fucking high horse, and the next time you tell me about that's going to look in forty years, why don't you stop and think about what all that partying is doing to you. Oh, not to mention the fact that you fucking bake yourself every chance you get.
Seriously, when the most questionable thing that I have ever done in my entire life is a get a tattoo, I think that you need to shut the fuck up. Because you really have no right to judge, especially when every time I turn around it seems like I have to clean up some mess you made. Maybe if you laid off the alcohol and pot--and kept your legs closed a little bit tighter--you wouldn't have these problems.
To sum up? Shut your fucking mouth, you hypocritical slut.
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Sorry, but since I can't seem to say that to the individual's face, I felt that I needed to express it here. I swear, I'm going to need therapy for my pent-up rage issues.
Also, could people please stop spamming me? Seriously, I don't speak Russian and I also have no interest in sex inhancement products. I don't have a penis, kthanx. (And why are you guys always spamming the same thread?)