On one hand, I'm totally going to see it. I can't not see it.

On the other hand, why does it have to have Russell Crowe?

It's everything you expect a movie called "Ninja Assassin" to be.

Pros: CGI is made for Ninjas.

Cons: Less talk, more Ninja!

Never watch Poultrygeist.

It is tortuously bad.

In fact, I would rather watch The Gingerdead Man again than watch Poultrygeist.

On the other hand, Black Sheep is everything you expect out of a genetically-engineered-zombie-were-sheep horror film in the best possible way.

Hate screaming toddlers with parents who refuse to leave the theater? Tired of obnoxious teenagers in your movie going experience? Don't like the back of your seat constantly kicked by some bored tween? Think some bad movies could only be made better by a well-made cocktail?**

Join us for the first installment of Movies for Grown Ups.

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Is anyone else going to the H. P. Lovecraft Film Festival in Portland this year? 'Cuz we should totally meet up for lunch/dinner and stuff.

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