A funny thing happened today.

[oasis_bassist]

I was taking picures from the fire escape today when i saw a blinding flash and heard a deafening roar. I could feel the temperature rapidly rising, and i snapped this picture before my camera was vaporized. Luckily i managed to get the memory card out and under my lead suit before it was destroyed.

I wonder why my skin is melting off?


And now my friend Tristan will demonstrate a pose i call "Prison Initiation."


Ahhh nothing like getting a flesh injection from a 300 lb guy named Molly.