Evil toe
My toe, which has been hurting for months, is apparently infected.
I went to see the doctor when it started hurting up my leg.
The filthy gash in my toe is trying to usurp my body, that dastardly bastard!
Now I have to take these awful anti-biotics. I actually never swallowed a pill before,
but after tasting the horrendous flavor of the pills innards, I've decided to go with the swallowing thing.
In the mean time:
The guitar monster commands you to have a happy birthday!
He doesn't care when you were born!
I went to see the doctor when it started hurting up my leg.
The filthy gash in my toe is trying to usurp my body, that dastardly bastard!
Now I have to take these awful anti-biotics. I actually never swallowed a pill before,
but after tasting the horrendous flavor of the pills innards, I've decided to go with the swallowing thing.
In the mean time:
The guitar monster commands you to have a happy birthday!
He doesn't care when you were born!