9 Phrases Women Use

1. "Fine"  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. "Five Minutes"  If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. "Nothing"  This is the ( Read more... )

Cup of Tea .

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as
a gift and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I
brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several
cups of tea and lots of ( Read more... )

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I just recieved this email and thought it was hillarious.......had to share!

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me.  Today, we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

A doctor on breakfast television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish ( Read more... )