i got laid!
yes! it's true! i did indeed have awesome wild steriod animal sex with a sexy ninja rock and roll star. Call the National Enquirer! Call all the major networks! Call Homeland Security! Nicole was doin' it all weekend!
I'm sorry this is so crass, but I just want everyone to be happy for me. The last few days have been really fuckin great, not even counting the sex. Brattleboro is a fun place to be, even if I did end up smoking too much and inhaling lots of second-hand smoke at the drunken black hole party house the rock star lives in.
Shit, he even cooked for me. I feel like I've been pampered. And I've never had so much sex in such a short time before.
Okay, that's enough about sex for now. If people want, I can give a more detailed description of my time in Brattleboro in person/over the phone. Hope everyone is doing at least half as well as I am.
Much lurve.
I'm sorry this is so crass, but I just want everyone to be happy for me. The last few days have been really fuckin great, not even counting the sex. Brattleboro is a fun place to be, even if I did end up smoking too much and inhaling lots of second-hand smoke at the drunken black hole party house the rock star lives in.
Shit, he even cooked for me. I feel like I've been pampered. And I've never had so much sex in such a short time before.
Okay, that's enough about sex for now. If people want, I can give a more detailed description of my time in Brattleboro in person/over the phone. Hope everyone is doing at least half as well as I am.
Much lurve.