Disney Crossbreeding
Disney Crossbreeding
Subjects: Ryeowook, Zhou Mi & Heechul
Rating: PG | Genre: AU!Comedy, Crackish
Disclaimer: I don't own the artists...much less Disney >>...
Summary: The age old argument about Goofy's other half, or lack of one at least.
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Ryeowook absentmindedly flipped through the channels in the living room as Zhou Mi sat beside him, with nothing else to watch, he simply gave up and watched a cartoon that presented itself. A show made up of characters he remembered when he was young, he was vaguely aware of the plot when Heechul suddenly plopped down beside Zhou Mi with his laptop in tow.
"I should take a few lessons from Mickey." He declared, before Zhou Mi could ask what he meant, he continued. "He holds world domination without even trying."
"I don't think that was their intent." Zhou Mi replied when Heechul shushed him, they continued watching the cartoon when Heechul tilted his head, confused as he looked up from his laptop.
"Why is Goofy's girlfriend with the other guy? The cheat."
Ryeowook blinked, "That's not his girlfriend though. Clarabelle is Horace's partner."
"No, when I was little, Goofy was paired up with her in the cartoons!"
Ryeowook was frightened by how serious Heechul was taking this and scrambled to find a reason. "They're not the same breed, Horace and Clarabelle are both cows."
Zhou Mi leaned back further into the couch as Heechul arched an eyebrow. "And?"
Ryeowook shifted his eyes. "Think of their children, Goofy's a dog," Heechul still remained unconvinced. "A-and dogs and cows can't have-"
"Oh, so they can't crossbreed now? Ducks with ducks, mouse with mouse, but dare put a cow and a dog together and all hell breaks loose. Such a medieval thought."
"It is not!" Ryeowook shouted back, increasingly frustrated.
"What? Is Goofy not good enough to have someone? Is it that hard to draw another dog then to pair him up with?"
"I'm sure they try-"
"What do they have against him that they can't give him happiness! And what about his son, Max? What the heck happened to his mom?"
"Well, they never told us what happened-"
"That's not good enough!" Heechul emphasized, "And the other moms too! What happened to them? Belle has no mom, Jasmine, Ariel, Pocahontas, even Aladdin for heaven's sake."
"When did you learn so much about Disney?" Zhou Mi asked out loud.
"Cinderella, Quasimodo and even Bambi's mom!" He pointed out. "She got shot!"
"FINE!" Ryeowook shouted exasperatedly. "Fine, Disney likes to kill off their mothers!"
"Apparently they do! Nemo's mom got no mercy either!"
"Can we not argue about cartoon characters?" Zhou Mi suggested lightly.
Ryeowook pouted, slightly embarrassed that he let himself get caught up in the argument and turned back to the TV as Heechul typed on his laptop.
A few minutes passed and Zhou Mi thought all was well again-
"Wait a minute," Heechul said hotly. "They're not the same breed, Horace is a horse!"
Ryeowook dropped the remote onto the floor as Zhou Mi's eyes flared.
"LET IT GO!"
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A/N: The things that happen at night, this wasn't even meant to be written, I was dead bored, in a new city with...no one I know ;-; Just a random conversation between Ciel and me and our usual argument on Disney characters ^^;. Ah, the things we talk about @.@ and also, don't even get me started on the dads >o
An extra: I love Disney movies and go to the parks every now and then, nothing against them, but this vid makes me laugh. Confessions of a Disney Employee
Subjects: Ryeowook, Zhou Mi & Heechul
Rating: PG | Genre: AU!Comedy, Crackish
Disclaimer: I don't own the artists...much less Disney >>...
Summary: The age old argument about Goofy's other half, or lack of one at least.
-
Ryeowook absentmindedly flipped through the channels in the living room as Zhou Mi sat beside him, with nothing else to watch, he simply gave up and watched a cartoon that presented itself. A show made up of characters he remembered when he was young, he was vaguely aware of the plot when Heechul suddenly plopped down beside Zhou Mi with his laptop in tow.
"I should take a few lessons from Mickey." He declared, before Zhou Mi could ask what he meant, he continued. "He holds world domination without even trying."
"I don't think that was their intent." Zhou Mi replied when Heechul shushed him, they continued watching the cartoon when Heechul tilted his head, confused as he looked up from his laptop.
"Why is Goofy's girlfriend with the other guy? The cheat."
Ryeowook blinked, "That's not his girlfriend though. Clarabelle is Horace's partner."
"No, when I was little, Goofy was paired up with her in the cartoons!"
Ryeowook was frightened by how serious Heechul was taking this and scrambled to find a reason. "They're not the same breed, Horace and Clarabelle are both cows."
Zhou Mi leaned back further into the couch as Heechul arched an eyebrow. "And?"
Ryeowook shifted his eyes. "Think of their children, Goofy's a dog," Heechul still remained unconvinced. "A-and dogs and cows can't have-"
"Oh, so they can't crossbreed now? Ducks with ducks, mouse with mouse, but dare put a cow and a dog together and all hell breaks loose. Such a medieval thought."
"It is not!" Ryeowook shouted back, increasingly frustrated.
"What? Is Goofy not good enough to have someone? Is it that hard to draw another dog then to pair him up with?"
"I'm sure they try-"
"What do they have against him that they can't give him happiness! And what about his son, Max? What the heck happened to his mom?"
"Well, they never told us what happened-"
"That's not good enough!" Heechul emphasized, "And the other moms too! What happened to them? Belle has no mom, Jasmine, Ariel, Pocahontas, even Aladdin for heaven's sake."
"When did you learn so much about Disney?" Zhou Mi asked out loud.
"Cinderella, Quasimodo and even Bambi's mom!" He pointed out. "She got shot!"
"FINE!" Ryeowook shouted exasperatedly. "Fine, Disney likes to kill off their mothers!"
"Apparently they do! Nemo's mom got no mercy either!"
"Can we not argue about cartoon characters?" Zhou Mi suggested lightly.
Ryeowook pouted, slightly embarrassed that he let himself get caught up in the argument and turned back to the TV as Heechul typed on his laptop.
A few minutes passed and Zhou Mi thought all was well again-
"Wait a minute," Heechul said hotly. "They're not the same breed, Horace is a horse!"
Ryeowook dropped the remote onto the floor as Zhou Mi's eyes flared.
"LET IT GO!"
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A/N: The things that happen at night, this wasn't even meant to be written, I was dead bored, in a new city with...no one I know ;-; Just a random conversation between Ciel and me and our usual argument on Disney characters ^^;. Ah, the things we talk about @.@ and also, don't even get me started on the dads >o
An extra: I love Disney movies and go to the parks every now and then, nothing against them, but this vid makes me laugh. Confessions of a Disney Employee