A Funny Thing Happened On The Way to the Grocery Store.
No, really.
I was on my way to the grocery store earlier, stopped at a red light, when I noticed just about the coolest thing ever: a bearded old man in a motorized wheelchair sporting the biggest fucking Davy Crockett raccoon hat I have ever seen. Okay, the only one I have ever seen. But man, it was majestic. I just can't even tell you how cool it was.
I don't know, after that the sun just seemed brighter, the sky bluer; I went on to shop for ground beef and organic toaster pastries with a glad heart. I'm just here for a while eating lunch and getting some rest before heading back out to buy a couple of things to leave under the tree for the kids.
Yes, Santa Claus is bringing my children toys. Shut up. No, really, shut up. I don't want the rabbi to find out.
...Hey, tomorrow's Festivus! Who's ready for the Feats of Strength?
I was on my way to the grocery store earlier, stopped at a red light, when I noticed just about the coolest thing ever: a bearded old man in a motorized wheelchair sporting the biggest fucking Davy Crockett raccoon hat I have ever seen. Okay, the only one I have ever seen. But man, it was majestic. I just can't even tell you how cool it was.
I don't know, after that the sun just seemed brighter, the sky bluer; I went on to shop for ground beef and organic toaster pastries with a glad heart. I'm just here for a while eating lunch and getting some rest before heading back out to buy a couple of things to leave under the tree for the kids.
Yes, Santa Claus is bringing my children toys. Shut up. No, really, shut up. I don't want the rabbi to find out.
...Hey, tomorrow's Festivus! Who's ready for the Feats of Strength?