6 Reasons Why I Haven't Been On The Interweb In A Month
1) Me and the boyf are on a break, but aren't calling it a break because that makes it sound like we're on Friends or something, and the dropping of the proverbial relationship bomb threatened to send me into my recurring spiralling depression. SO...
2) I ran away to Cornwall for a week(ish) to stay with
aunty_sherb
who lives in a caravan with her sister et famile. I had a wonderful lovely time and got a fabulous tan from mulching willow trees in my underwear and eating dinner on the beach. However I....
3) Didn't go to work for 2 weeks, so it's unsure whether I've lost my job or not. They wanted to know why I hadn't been in and I told them it was because of....
4) The dehabilitating fainting spells and headaches I've been having. They almost believed be because they sent me home because I fainted against a fridge 2 weeks ago, but they can't officially believe me as I don't have a doctors note so they may still fire me. This means even less...
5) MONEY. Every time I go in the yarn shop to buy 20 pence worth of ribbon they're like "oh hai are you gonna buy all that wool you begged us to put back for you??" and I have to run away and hide. I have been knitting though, I've finished 2 socks, though unfortunately not from the same pair, as i can't afford to buy the wool to finish one of the pairs (WOE) and I'm getting severe second sock apathy regarding the other pair. Sigh. Photos tomorrow. With all the knitting I've been doing I haven't had time to revise for my...
6) EXAMS. Enough said.
It also doesn't help that my schizophrenic best friend has confessed his undying love for me and tries (and fails, may I add) to bed me on numerous occasions, inbetween bouts of his multiple personality threatening to murder me.
Life fails.