it's that time of year again...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole nick_tramonti's purse (30 points). In January I bought porn for alanshoreesq (-10 points). In July I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In February I broke eada_mccoy's X-Box (-12 points). In March cbarek and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4977 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
nypd-millie-viz