Me Meme
squipped from the mighty Duke (who squipped it from kellfire.) I squip. You squip. They all squip....
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids? 'Have you ever kissed someone?' 'Missed someone?' 'Told someone you loved them?' 'Drank alcohol?'
Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature... Okay, okay... OLD FOLKS like us...
1. What bill do you hate paying the most? Maintenance on my mom's apartment. (OK I won't be paying that one much longer)
2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner? Sitting at the table. I like O'Neal's before the opera.
3. Last time you puked from drinking? 1990--21st birthday. We had done a three-borough drinking bonge, and my friend Vic insisted on buying me a shot of JD...
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar? The bar wouldn't survive.
5. Name of your first grade teacher? Miss Seagal. No she wasn't Jonathan Livingston
6. What do you really want to be doing right now? Working on my book and not procrastinating. After I finish this meme I'll do it.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up? Tom Swift Jr.
8. How many colleges did you attend? Fordham and Boston U. College of Communication for my second degree. (I smart.)
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now? Shirt?
10. Gas prices? Oy. Least there's no flag system.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you? House in Sparta NJ
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning? I used my internal alarm.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night? Mmmm. Babo.
14. Favorite style of underwear? Boxer briefs.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex? None
16. What errand/chore do you despise? Laundry.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery? Maybe.
18. Get up early or sleep in? I'm an early Owl unless I'm exhausted.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character? The Tick
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy? Go to the opera.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing? CENSORED
22. When did you first start feeling old? I am old before my time.
23. Favorite 80's movie? Ghostbusters.
24. Your favorite lunch meat? mmm...Cozy Burger
25. What do you get every time you go into Costco? Nervous
26. Beach or lake? Beach at lake.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented? Maybe but it's useful.
28. How many people do you stalk on Myspace? I only stalk celery.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure? Pizza.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about? *shrug*...Hudson Hawk?
31. What's your drink? COFFEE
32. Cowboys or Indians? Packers
33. Cops or Robbers? Rangers
34. Who from high school would you like to run into? Saw 'em last night
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now? Bedroom radio is on WQXR 96.3 on yo' FM
36. Norm or Cliff? Ratzenberger!
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons? Cosby Show
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back? Blame Canada. Not having the courage to end it in 2000.
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work? Yeah, mostly I like the ppl on my TV (I work from home so the TV provides background chatter)
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill? This space intentionally left blank.
41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with? Neil Peart.
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with? Rene Russo.
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose? No
44. Last book you read for real? The Historian by Elizabeth Kotsova. Yay
45. Do you have a teddy bear? Humfrey.
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth? In Times Square. (brush-up)
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go? Napa.
48. Number of texts in a day? Maybe one.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship? Career
50. Do you go to church? Sometimes.
51. Pencil or pen? Laptop
52. What do you want to achieve in life? Publication. Repeat.
53. How old are you? 33
54. Where do you see yourself when you are 40? With a major book deal.
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids? 'Have you ever kissed someone?' 'Missed someone?' 'Told someone you loved them?' 'Drank alcohol?'
Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature... Okay, okay... OLD FOLKS like us...
1. What bill do you hate paying the most? Maintenance on my mom's apartment. (OK I won't be paying that one much longer)
2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner? Sitting at the table. I like O'Neal's before the opera.
3. Last time you puked from drinking? 1990--21st birthday. We had done a three-borough drinking bonge, and my friend Vic insisted on buying me a shot of JD...
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar? The bar wouldn't survive.
5. Name of your first grade teacher? Miss Seagal. No she wasn't Jonathan Livingston
6. What do you really want to be doing right now? Working on my book and not procrastinating. After I finish this meme I'll do it.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up? Tom Swift Jr.
8. How many colleges did you attend? Fordham and Boston U. College of Communication for my second degree. (I smart.)
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now? Shirt?
10. Gas prices? Oy. Least there's no flag system.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you? House in Sparta NJ
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning? I used my internal alarm.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night? Mmmm. Babo.
14. Favorite style of underwear? Boxer briefs.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex? None
16. What errand/chore do you despise? Laundry.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery? Maybe.
18. Get up early or sleep in? I'm an early Owl unless I'm exhausted.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character? The Tick
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy? Go to the opera.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing? CENSORED
22. When did you first start feeling old? I am old before my time.
23. Favorite 80's movie? Ghostbusters.
24. Your favorite lunch meat? mmm...Cozy Burger
25. What do you get every time you go into Costco? Nervous
26. Beach or lake? Beach at lake.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented? Maybe but it's useful.
28. How many people do you stalk on Myspace? I only stalk celery.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure? Pizza.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about? *shrug*...Hudson Hawk?
31. What's your drink? COFFEE
32. Cowboys or Indians? Packers
33. Cops or Robbers? Rangers
34. Who from high school would you like to run into? Saw 'em last night
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now? Bedroom radio is on WQXR 96.3 on yo' FM
36. Norm or Cliff? Ratzenberger!
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons? Cosby Show
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back? Blame Canada. Not having the courage to end it in 2000.
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work? Yeah, mostly I like the ppl on my TV (I work from home so the TV provides background chatter)
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill? This space intentionally left blank.
41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with? Neil Peart.
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with? Rene Russo.
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose? No
44. Last book you read for real? The Historian by Elizabeth Kotsova. Yay
45. Do you have a teddy bear? Humfrey.
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth? In Times Square. (brush-up)
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go? Napa.
48. Number of texts in a day? Maybe one.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship? Career
50. Do you go to church? Sometimes.
51. Pencil or pen? Laptop
52. What do you want to achieve in life? Publication. Repeat.
53. How old are you? 33
54. Where do you see yourself when you are 40? With a major book deal.