Holy TMI Batman!
Who knew: eating mostly meat, an egg or two, vegetables/fruit and bran without drinking quite enough water bungs one up. (Not enough grains.) For every portion of bran I have, I need to drink an *extra* pint of water I think. I already did laxatives one day this week, so am not going for that angle. Breakfast this morning is lots of liquid and fruit, NO eggs, NO bran. I shall soak some prunes for this evening.
I AM FULL OF SH*T.
Housework tip of the day:
If you use a liquid soap dispenser, clean the outside of it regularly with with vinegar or multi-surface cleaner. Dirty. Dirty. If you use hard soap with a dish, for gods sake please keep the soap dish clean! Some of you are dirty dirty people, and not always in a good way! Also, replace your old nail scrubbing brushes if they are tinged with colours that did not come with the new product and/or have squashed down bristles. Dirty!
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/black-books/video/series-1/episode-3/the-cleaner - I'm referencing the cleaner from Black Books saying 'dirty' a lot. (This youtube vid doesn't seem to work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4wBLUBa8YI)
:D