Vivid dream
Last night I dreamt that I was pregnant. At quite a late stage (36 weeks or so) I was looking for a birthing centre, and had an appointment with a midwife specialising in mental health. She told me I had a to give birth in hospital because I am a crazy person. I reacted with verbal abuse and threatening body language. There was much conflict, which has now faded into dream-memory. I was very angry that I couldn't give birth in a nice place; my last (real, not dreamt) birthing experience was very medical and they didn't listen to me even though I was pretty dam assertive.
I am periodically broody (an age thing I think, at 34). I am incapable of looking after a blinking pot plant, never mind a child. Ho hum.