Well, this was kind of fun.  I miss goofy memes!

45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone

( Bitch has been gone so long she forgot about the lj-cut! )

Heh... Who knew?

You Are New York


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Swiped from the Cami

Meme me...

Basics
Name: Amber
DOB: 1/30
Sex: yes, please
Orientation: What is this, the first day of a new job?
Height: 5'10"
Hair Color: Medium brown?
Eye Color: hazel
Grade in 2005-2006 school year: heh.
What state were you born in: Tennessee
Any pets: Nope
Piercings or Tattoos: 5 ear piercings, two tattoos
Religion: Protestant
Have you ( Read more... )

Stolen from my Cami...

( Shoulda... Woulda... Prada... )

Stolen from Alicia

A - Accent: Oy... Halfbilly! It randomly jumps back and forth between Southern Belle and Yankee Bitch.
B - Breakfast Item: oatmeal and a piece of fruit, usually
C - Chore you hate: cleaning a bathroom
D - Dad’s Name: Bill
E - Essential everyday item: My secret miracle oil! Can't shower without it.
F - Flavor ice cream: Cookies and ( Read more... )

Stolen from all the whores who did this before me....

So, you gotsta google "[your name] needs" and then list the first 10 sentences that pop up!

Amber needs to go and, as the toilet is locked, she pees a lake on the garage floor. 
...Sorry about that.  I'll get a mop.

Badly injured Amber needs a home.
...Someone please take me!

Amber needs to realize ( Read more... )

WRITE EXACTLY WHATS ON YOUR MIND, AND DON'T CHANGE IT

1. Your ex and You = Friends now

2. I am listening to = Across The Universe

3. Maybe I should = Take a nap

4. I love = My friends.  (Not the answer you were expecting, was it, bitches?)

5. My best friend(s) = Christina, Alicia

6. I don't understand = how anyone could dislike the Beatles

7. I have lost ( Read more... )

Dear Alicia,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over.
I think I realized it last night in your car and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant
I'm sure you're man enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning your contact book to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory.
You should also know that I ( Read more... )

Open up your iTunes and fill out this survey, no matter how embarrassing the responses might be.

How many songs items total; 1290
How many hours or days of music; 3 days, 10 hours, 59 minutes
Most recently played; Black Horse and the Cherry Tree, KT Tunstall
Most played; Diva's Lament, Sara Ramirez (lawdy!)
Most recently added; Crashed (Acoustic ( Read more... )

 When was the last time you:

Ate something:
I had a bite of this mousse dessert thing at the gala

Drove a car:
An hour ago.

Took a shower
Just got out, actually.

Listen to the radio:
The actual radio?  I never listen to that.  I guess I listened to Sirius Thursday.

Watched TV:
This afternoon.

Spoke a foreign language:
I don't speak any other languages ( Read more... )