Summary: A frozen body discovered in the local river could cause a world-wide historical revolution: was Napoleon Bonaparte at Waterloo or was he ice fishing near Cicely and fathering a tribe of French-speaking Native Americans?
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Bleechhhhh. Is Maurice having visions of Pierre mounted on the wall of his cabin?
But more importantly, you're a New Yorker. You were born with an innate skepticism, a natural sense of superiority
That gives him the power to date a corpsicle accurately with only a microscope and some test tubes!
"I won't use the peas [for dinner]; they're for appreciating." Double awww.
ED I LOVE YOU.
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I think he said something about Pierre being the main attraction at some kind of museum/shopping mall?
That gives him the power to date a corpsicle accurately with only a microscope and some test tubes!
Being a New Yorker confers superpowers!
ED I LOVE YOU.
SO MUCH.
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But on weekdays? MAURICE'S MANTEL.
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Heh, and she's still excited about it!
I'm mutating in some horribly grotesque way
Oh no! Building character is so repugnant, Joel!
"when the truth is finally known, the facts will be made to accommodate it."
At first I thought he meant facts would be manufactured to accommodate it, but no, I think he means that facts will be reinterpreted to point at the new truth so it looks like that's where they were pointing "all along." Which... yeah, that's what Chris is arguing.
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I guess you have to cultivate that kind of attitude in a town like this...
Oh no! Building character is so repugnant, Joel!
Heh. You know, it reminded me a tiny bit of your post-Exeter essay for Jesse... (I seem to recall you had a section on how building character is painful and annoying?)
At first I thought he meant facts would be manufactured to accommodate it, but no, I think he means that facts will be reinterpreted to point at the new truth so it looks like that's where they were pointing "all along." Which... yeah, that's what Chris is arguing.
Mmmmm, tasty semantics.
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And I suppose she takes care to stock her favorites...
(I seem to recall you had a section on how building character is painful and annoying?)
I didn't say Joel's assessment was wrong, I was just making fun of him for it!
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"The soul is the sacred payload of us all," and the body doesn't matter. Maurice and Holling should probably never talk about metaphysics. It would end badly.
Holling: [Great-Uncle Whoever's] death is still celebrated in some parts of France.
Shelly: You mean like Lincoln's birthday?
Holling: I mean like the death of Satan1.) Why is Lincoln's birthday the first thing Shelly, a Canadian, thinks of in this situation? 2.) Hee ( ... )
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Add to the list of things Shelly is bad at: being from Canada.
(Alternately, Ed just isn't a very good writer. But I refuse to believe that!)
It sounds like he... is finding his feet. The boy's got potential!
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Awwww. Perhaps she should take lessons from Fraser. (Can you IMAGINE them interacting?)
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