The Three Jim Halperts
So my bff sarah and i have a game that we play when we're incredibly bored (actually it's quite entertaining so sometimes we play it just for shits and giggles). It doesn't really have a proper name, but the basic set-up is one person lists 3 different guys (usually from a similar grouping: example--Josh Beckett, Mark Loretta, Tim Wakefield [all sox players]) and then you have to say which one you'd "marry" "do" and "kill"
Not the most sophisticated of games, but you'd be amazed how far the game can go in text messages during a 3 hour lecture or six hour shift of working with bumper boats down the cape.
But what happens when all three guys are essentially the same person?
Today, the three guys Sarah came up with were Season One Jim, Season Two Jim, and Season Three Jim all respectively from our favorite show "The Office"
Now many people may raise the point that they're all the same character...which is essentially true. Except that season one jim was super cute, season two Jim grabbed the bull by the balls and made out with pam, and season three jim was a complete pansy (that's much more tame than what I wanted to say) apart from the last five minutes of the season finale.
Therefore:
Marry Season Two Jim
Do Season One Jim
Kill Season Three Jim
my that was fun, wasn't it?