[Drabble: The Learning Aiba Series] Aiba the Cockroach

Feb 15, 2015 13:02

Title: Aiba the Cockroach
Author: octavialao
Beta: jheili
Genre: Crack/Humor, Crazy
Rating: R
Pairing: Sakuraiba
Length: Drabble Series
Summary: How Aiba learned to love cockroaches.

Learning Aiba Series Masterpost

"Looooook! Ohchan!" Aiba shove the glass case on Ohno's lap. Nino and Jun who were sitting on either side of Ohno jumped.

Jun groaned and stayed 10metres away. Nino on the other hand looked pale and seemed like he will faint anytime.

"What the- Aiba! Throw that away!" Jun screamed while launching himself on top of the makeup chair.

"Are you really that desperate to have friends that made cockroaches as pets? Nino shook his head and Aiba pouted.

Ohno on the other hand was the only man who was fascinated by it.

"Ohhh.. that one is huge! And that's one unique looking insect!" Ohno's eyes twinkled.

"Ne? I love cockroaches!" Aiba chirped; smile never faltering.

"Ugggh what a love story Aibashi! Really! When cockroaches fall in love. What a freaking movie!"

"It’s because Sho calls me cockroach."

"Isn’t that because you’re HAIRY AND ANNOYING?” Nino retorted.

"No! It’s because he loves to blow my COCK like a ROACH* when his smoking"

Nino smacked him on the head.

"Next time call your Sho WORM! So he can put his WORM in your butthole!" Nino said in defeat.

*ROACH - a cigarette butt.

genre: comedy/humor, genre: crack, pairing: sakuraiba, length: drabble series, genre: crazy, rating: r

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