Title: AIBA and his HAIKU (Learning Aiba Series)
Author: Power Ranger Red Sho Nut
octavialaoPairing: Sakuraiba, Juntoshi(side pairing)
Genre: Crack, Comedy/Humor
Length: Drabble Series
Rating: PG
Beta:
coolohoh jheiliSummary: Aiba made a love poem.
A/N: Now, I decided that this would be a drabble series. and I shall call it, LEARNING AIBA Series. (Thanks
laoracci for naming this drabble series. lol I got the idea from her.)
[Learning Aiba Series Masterpost] "Shoooo-chaaaan~" Aiba purred as he ran towards Sho's direction. He plopped down on the older man's lap and grinned.
"I made a poem! A love poem!" He announced excitedly.
"I won't be surprised if you wrote a lot of "Idiotic expressions' Aiba-chan." Nino huffed, his eyes glued to his DS.
"I did not! I made two poems you know! You wanna hear?" Aiba jumped up and down on Sho's lap earning a grunt from the older man.
"I bet it's IDIOTIC" Nino snarked. Aiba stucked his tongue out and unfolded his paper.
"How lovely are thee.." Aiba started and Nino groaned in annoyance.
"Uggh! Now I know where Ohchan got that lame horny poem message!" Nino covered his ears and tried to swat away the words in his head.
"But it's good Kazu. Jun-chan likes it too. I received a wonderful sex after sending that one." Jun hit Ohno's head with the magazine he was reading.
"Okay, if Nino-chan heard that one, then I'll read this instead! It's an haiku dedicated to last night's literature session, entitled Sweet Nectar!" Sho's eyes went narrow and just stared at Aiba.
"Your manhood is big, And I sucked it's nectar dry. Pound me more tonight!" Aiba's face was proud as he looked at Sho. Ohno's eyes were bright, he produced his phone out and started typing. Jun rolled his eyes but was silently chuckling. Sho was beyond embarrassed but Nino just threw a pillow in Aiba's face.
"It doesn't even rhyme you Aibaka!"