Ten things you wish you could say to 10 different people right now (don't list names):
1. You're not ill, you're a fucking hypochondriac with a mental mother.
2. YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OFF MY BACK.
3. Why haven't you called? It's been weeks and you've made no effort to contact me. Don't you care?
4. I don't appreciate you enough. You're clingly, but
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And... you can tell me if I'm the one you're referring to. Promise I won't bite your a$$ now but I will eventually. So, be careful with your answer *lol*.
1. You're not ill, you're a fucking hypochondriac with a mental mother. (No you didn't! *giggles* Even if it's not me, I still think it should be).
2. YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OFF MY BACK. (Oh really? Oh darn, better luck next time then).
5. NO YOU CAN'T COME ON HOLIDAY WITH US. Sorry. (biY@tch!!! Here I thought you'd be ecstatic to be with me on the holidays *glares*).
8. What am I meant to get your for Xmas, you tit? (potatoes DUH!)
10. Why the fuck did you do this to me? You caused this, even if you can't see it. (did I give you STD's? oh hollymotherofpearl!!! I am so sorry *IZ SAD*). <--- okay bad joke but I couldn't help it :D ( ... )
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TRUE STORY
Oh, and by the way, I fucking love you and your crazy ass. This is defo one of the best comments ever.
I think if we had kids they'd be the best evil genius EVAAAAR.
y/n?
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1. You're not ill, you're a fucking hypochondriac with a mental mother. Roz. Give the girl a break!
2. YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OFF MY BACK... Mum/James?
3. Why haven't you called? It's been weeks and you've made no effort to contact me. Don't you care? Dad
4. I don't appreciate you enough. You're clingly, but you're a good friend. Sam?
5. NO YOU CAN'T COME ON HOLIDAY WITH US. Sorry. Ro? Krystal?
6. I'm glad we've gotten closer recently, but I'm just waiting for the fall back down to earth. It's gonna hurt, isn't it? Lucy/Catie?
7. I can't do this coursework! Why do you have to set me work I can't do? Stupid A levels. Teachers as a whole?
8. What am I meant to get your for Xmas, you tit? Secret Santa person?
9. You're really, really hot.Me.
10. Why the fuck did you do this to me? You caused this, even if you can't see it. Your parents?
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2. I can't remember now, but I think it was Mum.
3. Well done. Did you think this one was you?
4. Very good, a bronze star for you!
5. Ro, :) Silver star!
6. NO. SILVER STAR IS REMOVED.
7. Mrs Holiday, to be precise.
8. Ben C :|
9. Well, duh. Silver star is back.
10. *NODS*
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BUT WHO IS 8?
SARAH??
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