oh god (updated 10/27)

[nut]

Woman on cell: Y'know, Ma, you always do this shit, you, say, give, say, something nice and then you ruin it with something shitty. Why do you have to do that? It's fucked up, it's so hurtful. It's like you bake me a delicious chocolate cake and then you ruin it by frosting it in diarrhea

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[gniffer]

nice work

[_phineas_]

hahah. new york.