I'm a generous person, despite all the possible evidence to the contrary. (There's no such evidence, anyway) Thus, I decided to write a brief summary of this year's elections, in the form of a script.
It's scary. It's terryfying. It has carnage, and it has mud-slinging. Be cautious, or else you step on it...
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Elections! Politics! The pleasure of the small-minded, as says J.K. Huysmans. )