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[nunchucker]

This evening, I received a plaque, a virgin mobile phone and a 50$ reward for a speech on contemporary racism that I composed in 30 minutes. I was asked to enter the event as a favor, and mine won over the speeches of several people who care far more passionately about the subject than I do. They even did research. I feel a certain moral ambiguity, accepting these prizes and being applauded by the only surviving daughter of Harry T. Moore.

Does anybody need a disposable cell phone?