1 GOLDEN EGG

[numberonestar]

HEY GUESS WHO THIS IS?

THIS IS THE GIANT AT THE TOP OF THE BEANSTALK

I HAVE FREAKING GOLDEN EGGS AND A HARP AND A CASTLE AND STUFF UP HERE. IT'S AWESOME.

WANT TO COME?

OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT

YOU CAN'T!!

HUMANS ARE LOSERS, GOOD LUCK TRYING TO GET YOUR LAME ASSES UP HERE, HYA-HAHAH!

Comments

[mystichamburger]

What do golden eggs taste like?

[[Is it okay to pretty up the beanstalk? Like, make flowers and stuff grow around it.]]

1/2

[numberonestar]

Pretty good! The goose is a pain in the ass, but the eggs are delicious. How do you think I got this--

2/2

[numberonestar]

HEY GET YOUR GIRLY SHIT OFF MY BEANSTALK!

((That is very much fine by me))

[mystichamburger]

But it looks nice now!

[Now the base is beginning to grow thorns.]

[numberonestar]

The thorns are okay I guess.

But the stupid pansy flowers have to go! Sheesh, chicks.