1 GOLDEN EGG

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HEY GUESS WHO THIS IS?

THIS IS THE GIANT AT THE TOP OF THE BEANSTALK

I HAVE FREAKING GOLDEN EGGS AND A HARP AND A CASTLE AND STUFF UP HERE. IT'S AWESOME.

WANT TO COME?

OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT

YOU CAN'T!!

HUMANS ARE LOSERS, GOOD LUCK TRYING TO GET YOUR LAME ASSES UP HERE, HYA-HAHAH!