1 GOLDEN EGG

[numberonestar]

HEY GUESS WHO THIS IS?

THIS IS THE GIANT AT THE TOP OF THE BEANSTALK

I HAVE FREAKING GOLDEN EGGS AND A HARP AND A CASTLE AND STUFF UP HERE. IT'S AWESOME.

WANT TO COME?

OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT

YOU CAN'T!!

HUMANS ARE LOSERS, GOOD LUCK TRYING TO GET YOUR LAME ASSES UP HERE, HYA-HAHAH!

Comments

[godot_107]

*throwlightning*

[numberonestar]

Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!

[godot_107]

Ah, your cloud? I'm sorry, my enormous amigo, I was under the impression I was the God of the skies and that all these clouds belonged to me.

But on that note, why so loud?

1/2

[numberonestar]

God of the skies unfair

2/2

[numberonestar]

MAYBE YOU'RE JUST TOO LAME TO BE GOD OF THE SKIES DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?

I COULD KICK YOUR ASS BLINDFOLDED.

[godot_107]

That's adorable, but as it happens I'm also the God of lightning, as well as the King of all Gods.

*lightninginntheface*

[numberonestar]

ASSHOLE!

Anyone could fight if they just had someone make a lot of fucking lightning for them. Some of us are real giants.