it's 2:19am and i'm tired of waiting for the phone to ring...
What time are you starting this?: two nineteen am.
Name?: Emily Anne Morrison.
Nicknames?: Mem, Memselah, Ems, Emmy, Emilio.
Date of birth?: september eighteenth nineteen hundred and eighty five.
Sex?: female.
Height?: somewhere over five feet and under five two.
Eye color?: hazel.
Where were you born?: Long Beach Memorial (long beach, ca).
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: 20.
Hair color?: today? dark brown.
Piercings?: two in each ear.
Town you live in?: the rva
Favorite foods?: quesadillas, hamburgers, taco bell.
Ever been to Africa?: not that i recall.
Been toilet papering?: can't say i have. maybe next week.
Love someone so much it made you cry?: always.
Been in a car accident?: two. one of which wasn't my fault.
Croutons or bacon bits?: as long as they aren't roadhouse crutons, we're cool. put bacon on my salad and i'll slit you from navel to nose.
Favorite day of the week?: wednesday.
Favorite resturant?: olive garden. or taco bell. does that count?
Favorite flower?: daisies.
Favorite sport to watch?: baseball.
Favorite drink?: agua. or coke. magic.
Favorite ice cream flavor?: plain old chocolate.
Warner Bros. or Disney?: depends.
Favorite fast food restuarant?: the bell, of course.
Carpet color in your bedroom?: brothel red. at least that's what i call it.
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: never. now? i'd probably fail a few times before convincing anyone i should be allowed to operate a motor vehicle.
Whom did you get your last email from?: teen people. they interviewed me on the street in nyc.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: walmart. everything under one roof. genius.
What do you do most often when you are bored?: movie. sleep. stupid stuff like this survey.
Most annoying thing to say to me?: nothing. meaning, if you say nothing. if you have something to say, say it. don't be a pansy.
Bedtime?: varies regularly. sometimes 11, sometimes not until 6. but usually somewhere in between there.
Favorite TV show?: grey's anatomy, friends, gilmore girls.
Last person you went out to dinner with?: jeremiah.
Been out of country?: yes. thailand.
Believe in magick?: in a young girls heart? certainly not. how the music can free her whenever it starts? indeed, indeed.
Ford or Chevy?: neither. asian cars are the way to go. everybody knows that.
What are you listening to right now?: my phone not ringing. the thoughts rolling around in my head.
Have you ever failed a grade?: can't say that i have.
If you have, what grade did you fail? ___did i not just say no?___
Do you have a crush on someone?: of course. and you know why they call it a crush, right?
Do you have a bf/gf?: ___thanks for kicking me while i'm down. i can't tell you how appreciated that is___
If so, what is their name?: ___right in the heart___
How long have you been together?: ___i think i just stopped breating. or i beat you to death. one of the two___
What are you wearing right now?: snow boots, basketball shorts, baseball tee, DCFC hoodie (i know, i expect Ralph Lauren's call any day now).
Would you have sex before marriage?: haven't yet.
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: can't say that i have. i don't like old people.
Are you a virgin?: yes.
Do you smoke?: last time i checked...
Do you drink?: you know you'll die without liquids right? oh, you meant... got it.
Are you ghetto?: when the occasion necessitates.
Are you a player?: no, i just crush a lot.
What are your favorite colors?: blue. red. green. orange.
What is your favorite animal?: animals are cool and all that, but i'm not really an animal kind of person.
Do you have any birthmarks?: yep.
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: only if i start it.
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: jess, jer, my mom
Have you ever been slapped?: always.
Do you get online a lot?: when i'm bored.
Are you shy or outgoing?: depends on the situation... ha. that's a joke.
Do you shower?: i try to.
Do you hate school?: most of the time, no.
Do you have a social life?: i would like to say i do, but i don't know how high your standards are.
How easily do you trust people?: too easily.
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: i would like to think so.
Would you ever sky dive?: heck yes i would.
Do you like to dance?: i enjoy it much. not so sure the people who have to watch me dance enjoy it, though.
Have you ever been out of state?: now and again.
Do you like to travel?: love is, i believe, the word that comes to mind.
Have you ever been expelled from school?: not yet.
Have you ever been suspended from school?: see above.
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: left it and never looked back. well, i did a few times, but i'm good now.
Have you ever gotten high?: i'm pretty sure i know the answer to this question.
Do you like snapple?: depends on what snapple flava we're talking about here.
Do you drink a lot of water?: like a fish. (do they actually drink it or just steal the oxygen from it?)
What toothpaste do you use?: the stuff at walmart that costs 88cents a tube.
Do you have a cell phone?: feel naked without it.
Do you have a curfew?: oh, how you kid.
Who do you look up to?: m & d.
Are you a role model?: to some, i suppose.
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: six flags magic mountain, baby.
What name brand do you wear the most?: thrift store. fancy, eh?
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: whatev.
What do you want pierced?: i'm not the biggest fan of pain. i know some people seem to like it. i am not one of those people.
Do you have a tan?: never.
Do you get annoyed easily?: if the situation is particularly annoying.
Have you ever started a rumor?: yes. ha. i rule.
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: i seriously am starting to understand that this thing was written by a twelve year-old.
Do you have your own pool?: not last time i checked.
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: am i a boy?
Do you have any siblings?: one older brother.
Have you ever been played?: not that i'm aware of. so, if so, way to go whoever played me. because i didn't even know about it.
Have you ever played anyone?: haven't had the oppurtunity.
Do you get along with your parents?: now? yes.
How do you vent your anger?: punching walls. punching people. kicking walls. kicking people. yelling at walls. yelling at people. (i think you get the idea)
Have you ever ran away?: tried.
Have you ever been fired from a job?: as of today, no.
Do you even have a job?: nachos and TRH
Do you daydream a lot?: can't make it stop.
Do you have a lot of ex's?: one.
Do you run your mouth?: always.
What do you want a tattoo of?: reference the prior comments about my loathing of pain.
What do you have a tattoo of?: nada. pain is for losers.
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: tall. dark. ugly. oops.
What does your most recent crush look like?: tall. pretty.
Whats her/his name?: right. i don't even know you.
Have you ever been bitched out?: yes. but i give it right back, baby.
Are you rude?: yes.
What was the last compliment you recieved?: brandon said i'm a cute girl and he would beat any boy who couldn't see that.
Do you like getting dirty?: as long as i can shower after, sure.
Are you flexiable?: yeah, right.
What is your heritage?: scottish
What is your lucky number?: i have no flippin idea.
What does your hair look like right now?: curly and gross.
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: been there. done that. not fun. like meat.
Describe your looks?: short. dark hair. usually sporting a "get the hell out of my face before i deck you" kind of look.
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: i've never been actually blonde.
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: sure.
Would you ever date someone older than you?: why not?
When was the last time you were drunk?: ????
How many rings until you answer the phone?: depends on who's on the other end.
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: no.
If yes, when was the last time?: why do you ask stupid follow up questions? i'm tired of thinking of clever ways to answer them when i don't have a real answer.
When was the last time you went on a date?: ___my heart is dead now. thanks for that___
Do you look more like your mother or father?: outside: mom. inside: dad.
Do you cry a lot?: i try not to.
Do you ever cry to get your way?: that's just silly.
Are you the romantic type?: used to be. now i'm more the cynicism type.
Have you ever been chased by cops?: yes, acutally. a mere misunderstanding is all.
What do you like most about your body?: wow, how sad it is that i really can't think of anything.
What do you like least about your body?: don't get me started.
When did you have your first crush?: the first one i remember was third grade. except i don't remember anything about it.
When was the last time you threw up?: can't recall.
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: brunette.
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: heck no i don't.
What about cleavage?: sometimes it's unvoidable.
Is your best friend a virgin?: no.
What theme does your room have?: movie posters. john mayer. brothel red carpet. what would you call that?
What size show do you wear?: six.
What is your screen name on AIM?: captinbackfire77
How are you feeling right now?: hungry, disappointed.
When was the last time you were at a party?: in 2005.
Have you ever given a lapdance?: can't say that i have.
Have you ever recieved one?: no.
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: not that i heard. so, yeah, probably.
What is one of your bad qualilties?: i latch onto people and get attached before i realize it's not going to work. and then i sit and kick myself in the head. metaphorically, of course. i can't kick that high.
What is one of your good qualilties?: i'm entertaining and i make a mean tuna melt.
Would you marry for money?: heck no.
What do you drive?: my beautiful crv. touch it and die.
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: daddys.
When was the last time you cried in school?: actually on school property? i don't know.
What kind of music do you like?: the good kind.
Would you ever bungee jump?: sure. why not?
What is your worst fear?: failure. being alone. (you know, nothing too heavy.)
Would you ever join the army?: sure. why not?
Do you like cows?: i said i love hamburgers, did i not? plus city slickers is awesome. norman is my hero.
If you were to die today, what would you do?: tell everyone how i really feel.
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it be?: wow, that's not really something i want to consider. if i have a whole day, we're cool. but now i have only a moment? screw that. too much pressure.
Do you like to party?: woot.
Hearts or broken hearts?: the broken ones are more familiar.
Moons or stars?: stars,
Coke or pepsi?: coca-cola.
Favorite scent?: my beach honeysuckle perfume. the way certain boys smell; it's intoxicating.
Favorite band?: death cab. mae. john mayer.
Would you ever dye your hair red?: been there.
How many languages can you speak?: one. and some spanish but mostly i just make it up.
What time are you finishing this?: three am.
Name?: Emily Anne Morrison.
Nicknames?: Mem, Memselah, Ems, Emmy, Emilio.
Date of birth?: september eighteenth nineteen hundred and eighty five.
Sex?: female.
Height?: somewhere over five feet and under five two.
Eye color?: hazel.
Where were you born?: Long Beach Memorial (long beach, ca).
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: 20.
Hair color?: today? dark brown.
Piercings?: two in each ear.
Town you live in?: the rva
Favorite foods?: quesadillas, hamburgers, taco bell.
Ever been to Africa?: not that i recall.
Been toilet papering?: can't say i have. maybe next week.
Love someone so much it made you cry?: always.
Been in a car accident?: two. one of which wasn't my fault.
Croutons or bacon bits?: as long as they aren't roadhouse crutons, we're cool. put bacon on my salad and i'll slit you from navel to nose.
Favorite day of the week?: wednesday.
Favorite resturant?: olive garden. or taco bell. does that count?
Favorite flower?: daisies.
Favorite sport to watch?: baseball.
Favorite drink?: agua. or coke. magic.
Favorite ice cream flavor?: plain old chocolate.
Warner Bros. or Disney?: depends.
Favorite fast food restuarant?: the bell, of course.
Carpet color in your bedroom?: brothel red. at least that's what i call it.
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: never. now? i'd probably fail a few times before convincing anyone i should be allowed to operate a motor vehicle.
Whom did you get your last email from?: teen people. they interviewed me on the street in nyc.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: walmart. everything under one roof. genius.
What do you do most often when you are bored?: movie. sleep. stupid stuff like this survey.
Most annoying thing to say to me?: nothing. meaning, if you say nothing. if you have something to say, say it. don't be a pansy.
Bedtime?: varies regularly. sometimes 11, sometimes not until 6. but usually somewhere in between there.
Favorite TV show?: grey's anatomy, friends, gilmore girls.
Last person you went out to dinner with?: jeremiah.
Been out of country?: yes. thailand.
Believe in magick?: in a young girls heart? certainly not. how the music can free her whenever it starts? indeed, indeed.
Ford or Chevy?: neither. asian cars are the way to go. everybody knows that.
What are you listening to right now?: my phone not ringing. the thoughts rolling around in my head.
Have you ever failed a grade?: can't say that i have.
If you have, what grade did you fail? ___did i not just say no?___
Do you have a crush on someone?: of course. and you know why they call it a crush, right?
Do you have a bf/gf?: ___thanks for kicking me while i'm down. i can't tell you how appreciated that is___
If so, what is their name?: ___right in the heart___
How long have you been together?: ___i think i just stopped breating. or i beat you to death. one of the two___
What are you wearing right now?: snow boots, basketball shorts, baseball tee, DCFC hoodie (i know, i expect Ralph Lauren's call any day now).
Would you have sex before marriage?: haven't yet.
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: can't say that i have. i don't like old people.
Are you a virgin?: yes.
Do you smoke?: last time i checked...
Do you drink?: you know you'll die without liquids right? oh, you meant... got it.
Are you ghetto?: when the occasion necessitates.
Are you a player?: no, i just crush a lot.
What are your favorite colors?: blue. red. green. orange.
What is your favorite animal?: animals are cool and all that, but i'm not really an animal kind of person.
Do you have any birthmarks?: yep.
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: only if i start it.
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: jess, jer, my mom
Have you ever been slapped?: always.
Do you get online a lot?: when i'm bored.
Are you shy or outgoing?: depends on the situation... ha. that's a joke.
Do you shower?: i try to.
Do you hate school?: most of the time, no.
Do you have a social life?: i would like to say i do, but i don't know how high your standards are.
How easily do you trust people?: too easily.
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: i would like to think so.
Would you ever sky dive?: heck yes i would.
Do you like to dance?: i enjoy it much. not so sure the people who have to watch me dance enjoy it, though.
Have you ever been out of state?: now and again.
Do you like to travel?: love is, i believe, the word that comes to mind.
Have you ever been expelled from school?: not yet.
Have you ever been suspended from school?: see above.
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: left it and never looked back. well, i did a few times, but i'm good now.
Have you ever gotten high?: i'm pretty sure i know the answer to this question.
Do you like snapple?: depends on what snapple flava we're talking about here.
Do you drink a lot of water?: like a fish. (do they actually drink it or just steal the oxygen from it?)
What toothpaste do you use?: the stuff at walmart that costs 88cents a tube.
Do you have a cell phone?: feel naked without it.
Do you have a curfew?: oh, how you kid.
Who do you look up to?: m & d.
Are you a role model?: to some, i suppose.
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: six flags magic mountain, baby.
What name brand do you wear the most?: thrift store. fancy, eh?
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: whatev.
What do you want pierced?: i'm not the biggest fan of pain. i know some people seem to like it. i am not one of those people.
Do you have a tan?: never.
Do you get annoyed easily?: if the situation is particularly annoying.
Have you ever started a rumor?: yes. ha. i rule.
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: i seriously am starting to understand that this thing was written by a twelve year-old.
Do you have your own pool?: not last time i checked.
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: am i a boy?
Do you have any siblings?: one older brother.
Have you ever been played?: not that i'm aware of. so, if so, way to go whoever played me. because i didn't even know about it.
Have you ever played anyone?: haven't had the oppurtunity.
Do you get along with your parents?: now? yes.
How do you vent your anger?: punching walls. punching people. kicking walls. kicking people. yelling at walls. yelling at people. (i think you get the idea)
Have you ever ran away?: tried.
Have you ever been fired from a job?: as of today, no.
Do you even have a job?: nachos and TRH
Do you daydream a lot?: can't make it stop.
Do you have a lot of ex's?: one.
Do you run your mouth?: always.
What do you want a tattoo of?: reference the prior comments about my loathing of pain.
What do you have a tattoo of?: nada. pain is for losers.
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: tall. dark. ugly. oops.
What does your most recent crush look like?: tall. pretty.
Whats her/his name?: right. i don't even know you.
Have you ever been bitched out?: yes. but i give it right back, baby.
Are you rude?: yes.
What was the last compliment you recieved?: brandon said i'm a cute girl and he would beat any boy who couldn't see that.
Do you like getting dirty?: as long as i can shower after, sure.
Are you flexiable?: yeah, right.
What is your heritage?: scottish
What is your lucky number?: i have no flippin idea.
What does your hair look like right now?: curly and gross.
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: been there. done that. not fun. like meat.
Describe your looks?: short. dark hair. usually sporting a "get the hell out of my face before i deck you" kind of look.
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: i've never been actually blonde.
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: sure.
Would you ever date someone older than you?: why not?
When was the last time you were drunk?: ????
How many rings until you answer the phone?: depends on who's on the other end.
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: no.
If yes, when was the last time?: why do you ask stupid follow up questions? i'm tired of thinking of clever ways to answer them when i don't have a real answer.
When was the last time you went on a date?: ___my heart is dead now. thanks for that___
Do you look more like your mother or father?: outside: mom. inside: dad.
Do you cry a lot?: i try not to.
Do you ever cry to get your way?: that's just silly.
Are you the romantic type?: used to be. now i'm more the cynicism type.
Have you ever been chased by cops?: yes, acutally. a mere misunderstanding is all.
What do you like most about your body?: wow, how sad it is that i really can't think of anything.
What do you like least about your body?: don't get me started.
When did you have your first crush?: the first one i remember was third grade. except i don't remember anything about it.
When was the last time you threw up?: can't recall.
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: brunette.
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: heck no i don't.
What about cleavage?: sometimes it's unvoidable.
Is your best friend a virgin?: no.
What theme does your room have?: movie posters. john mayer. brothel red carpet. what would you call that?
What size show do you wear?: six.
What is your screen name on AIM?: captinbackfire77
How are you feeling right now?: hungry, disappointed.
When was the last time you were at a party?: in 2005.
Have you ever given a lapdance?: can't say that i have.
Have you ever recieved one?: no.
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: not that i heard. so, yeah, probably.
What is one of your bad qualilties?: i latch onto people and get attached before i realize it's not going to work. and then i sit and kick myself in the head. metaphorically, of course. i can't kick that high.
What is one of your good qualilties?: i'm entertaining and i make a mean tuna melt.
Would you marry for money?: heck no.
What do you drive?: my beautiful crv. touch it and die.
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: daddys.
When was the last time you cried in school?: actually on school property? i don't know.
What kind of music do you like?: the good kind.
Would you ever bungee jump?: sure. why not?
What is your worst fear?: failure. being alone. (you know, nothing too heavy.)
Would you ever join the army?: sure. why not?
Do you like cows?: i said i love hamburgers, did i not? plus city slickers is awesome. norman is my hero.
If you were to die today, what would you do?: tell everyone how i really feel.
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it be?: wow, that's not really something i want to consider. if i have a whole day, we're cool. but now i have only a moment? screw that. too much pressure.
Do you like to party?: woot.
Hearts or broken hearts?: the broken ones are more familiar.
Moons or stars?: stars,
Coke or pepsi?: coca-cola.
Favorite scent?: my beach honeysuckle perfume. the way certain boys smell; it's intoxicating.
Favorite band?: death cab. mae. john mayer.
Would you ever dye your hair red?: been there.
How many languages can you speak?: one. and some spanish but mostly i just make it up.
What time are you finishing this?: three am.