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How Hollywood Keeps Fuckin' Me Over! Part Four
SCRUBS
By
Sean Stapleton
April 28 1998
JOSH (voice-over): Hey, guys, I'm Josh. I'm a doctor at a Doctor House... something you guys call a Hospital!
Ha-ha!
THEME SONG
Scrubs!
We're here to fix you and your stuff!
Scrubs!
We'll fix you up and make you tough!
Scrubs!
We're sorry if we're a little rough!
It's... Scrubs! We're the doctors at the Doctor House!
JOSH (voice-over): Scrubs, Episode 4: My Big Party! Last week I pulled a kitty out of the President's butt! Now he's throwing me a party, at the White House! THis is nuts stuff!
FADE IN on JOSH, DOCTOR, NURSE ANN and an UNKNOWN MAN on a plane.
DOCTOR: Wow Josh your very first day on a job and you got a party with the president. THat's pretty crazy.
JOSH: Yes I know it's like i'm was destined to be the doctor... The doctor genius...
DOCTOR: TYes the ledgendery Doctor Genius I have read the books about him. I thought though that it was probably all a myth but maybe you are him...
JOSH: maybe I am who
DOCTOR: The Ledgendery Doctor Genius. I have read the books about him have you Josh
JOSH: No I have not who is he.
DOCTOR: He is the Ledgendery Doctor Genius he is the most genius doctor that there ever was or ever would will be in the world... maybe it is you
JOSH: I doubt that do you have any of the books about him
DOCTOR: Yes one is in the storage space above you open it and get out the book out
JOSH: Ok
JOSH gets up and opens the storage compartent. THE BOOK falls out and almost falls on JOSH and almost falls on JOSH smashing him, but it doesn't, it misses
DOCTOR: Woah! You were almost a Josh sandwich (laughter)
JOSH: What?
DOCTOR: Get my book up off the floor, what were you raised inside a barn (laughter)
JOSH: WHat in the heck
NURSE ANN: Oh don't worry about him he's a senile
JOSH: A senile! I have read about them in the books. Shouldn't he not be a doctors then, how could he ever succesfully do a doctor's tonstile repares.
NURSE ANN: He is pretty good even if he is a senile. He did my tonstil repares when i was only a twelves years old girl only. It was incredible he inspired me to be the nurse.
JOSH: Your a nurse, I didn't know that. Maybe that's why they call you, Nurse Ann. (laughter)
NURSE ANN: Oh Josh your an idiot well he we are at the President Party at the White House
JOSH: Yes this is grat i"ve never been to aparty before
DOCTOR: Probly because your a nerd (laughter)
NURSE ANN: Yeah, nerd (laughter)
NURSE ANN punches JOSH and he cries. The leave the airplane and go to the party.
JOSH: Where's all the beer (laughter)
DOCTOR: Where's all the beer (laughter)
NURSE ANN: Oh great now i'm on my period, where's all the beer (groans)
JOSH and DOCTOR: EWWW! (laughter)
PRESIDENT: Hello< i am the president. Who are you.
JOSH: I am Josh i saved you'r live earlier today, or yesterday, i forgot (laughter)
NURSE ANN: Don't mind JOsh he's abit of a retarded (laughtr)
PRESIDENTP oh that's right well we were going to throw you a party but we forgot
JOSH: Where's all the beer
PRESIDENT: Oh here it is you can have some of my personal stash since i'm alchocolic
JOSH: Yes!
DOCTOR: Where'a all the beer
JOSH: Here it is quick steal it all and run
THEY steal all the beer and run away and get drunk and then they go back to the hostpital (doctor house) to do the Drunk Tonstils repare for an old woman, but theyre' drunk and she dies the end
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SCRUBS
By
Sean Stapleton
April 28 1998
JOSH (voice-over): Hey, guys, I'm Josh. I'm a doctor at a Doctor House... something you guys call a Hospital!
Ha-ha!
THEME SONG
Scrubs!
We're here to fix you and your stuff!
Scrubs!
We'll fix you up and make you tough!
Scrubs!
We're sorry if we're a little rough!
It's... Scrubs! We're the doctors at the Doctor House!
JOSH (voice-over): Scrubs, Episode 4: My Big Party! Last week I pulled a kitty out of the President's butt! Now he's throwing me a party, at the White House! THis is nuts stuff!
FADE IN on JOSH, DOCTOR, NURSE ANN and an UNKNOWN MAN on a plane.
DOCTOR: Wow Josh your very first day on a job and you got a party with the president. THat's pretty crazy.
JOSH: Yes I know it's like i'm was destined to be the doctor... The doctor genius...
DOCTOR: TYes the ledgendery Doctor Genius I have read the books about him. I thought though that it was probably all a myth but maybe you are him...
JOSH: maybe I am who
DOCTOR: The Ledgendery Doctor Genius. I have read the books about him have you Josh
JOSH: No I have not who is he.
DOCTOR: He is the Ledgendery Doctor Genius he is the most genius doctor that there ever was or ever would will be in the world... maybe it is you
JOSH: I doubt that do you have any of the books about him
DOCTOR: Yes one is in the storage space above you open it and get out the book out
JOSH: Ok
JOSH gets up and opens the storage compartent. THE BOOK falls out and almost falls on JOSH and almost falls on JOSH smashing him, but it doesn't, it misses
DOCTOR: Woah! You were almost a Josh sandwich (laughter)
JOSH: What?
DOCTOR: Get my book up off the floor, what were you raised inside a barn (laughter)
JOSH: WHat in the heck
NURSE ANN: Oh don't worry about him he's a senile
JOSH: A senile! I have read about them in the books. Shouldn't he not be a doctors then, how could he ever succesfully do a doctor's tonstile repares.
NURSE ANN: He is pretty good even if he is a senile. He did my tonstil repares when i was only a twelves years old girl only. It was incredible he inspired me to be the nurse.
JOSH: Your a nurse, I didn't know that. Maybe that's why they call you, Nurse Ann. (laughter)
NURSE ANN: Oh Josh your an idiot well he we are at the President Party at the White House
JOSH: Yes this is grat i"ve never been to aparty before
DOCTOR: Probly because your a nerd (laughter)
NURSE ANN: Yeah, nerd (laughter)
NURSE ANN punches JOSH and he cries. The leave the airplane and go to the party.
JOSH: Where's all the beer (laughter)
DOCTOR: Where's all the beer (laughter)
NURSE ANN: Oh great now i'm on my period, where's all the beer (groans)
JOSH and DOCTOR: EWWW! (laughter)
PRESIDENT: Hello< i am the president. Who are you.
JOSH: I am Josh i saved you'r live earlier today, or yesterday, i forgot (laughter)
NURSE ANN: Don't mind JOsh he's abit of a retarded (laughtr)
PRESIDENTP oh that's right well we were going to throw you a party but we forgot
JOSH: Where's all the beer
PRESIDENT: Oh here it is you can have some of my personal stash since i'm alchocolic
JOSH: Yes!
DOCTOR: Where'a all the beer
JOSH: Here it is quick steal it all and run
THEY steal all the beer and run away and get drunk and then they go back to the hostpital (doctor house) to do the Drunk Tonstils repare for an old woman, but theyre' drunk and she dies the end
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